KazuHeiScara Oneshots

Talk

Au//Kazuha, Heizou, and Scaramouche have all been dating for a while, but, it's reached a point where they need to talk about their future. Kazuha and Scaramouche are both wanted criminals. (Their ages are Hei 24, Kazu 23, Scara 23, and Shinobu 22)

Trigger warnings: cursing, cheating(?), mentions of intercourse

Third Person POV

The three decided that today was the day that they sat down and talked about their future. Meaning, what comes next? They currently live in Inazuma, since Heizou has a job and place here. However, both Kazuha and Scaramouche are wanted criminals by the Tenjiro Commission. And rumor has it that someone found out that Heizou were hiding these two criminals.

They couldn't hide out forever in Heizou's house.

Kazuha and Heizou got comfortable on the couch, then patted their laps signaling Scaramouche to lay down. It was currently late at night and the poor boy was tired. Sleepy, he walked over and laid there on top of the two.

Kazuha laid his hand on top of Scaramouche's head, playing with strains of soft hair. Heizou sighed. "I don't want to do this." "I know Hei, but we have too." Kazuha gently said. Scaramouche nodded. "We need to figure out what to do...We don't want to leave you." Heizou felt a pain in his heart. He didn't want the two to leave, but if they didn't find another solution, they might have too. Heizou couldn't bare the thought. He quickly shook it off. "Guys, I love you two so fucking much. You guys are my world and without you, I would have never felt all these wonderful emotions. I would have never found joy again, after everyone that has happened here...But I think...you guys need to leave." Scaramouche felt his heart break. "Absolutely not!" Kazuha agreed. "Hei we won't leave. We decide to talk to find solutions baby. We won't leave."

"But think about it. Two wanted criminals in Inazuma? That's just asking for you guys to get captured and I wouldn't be able to save you too...I'm part of the police. If even my family found out, about everything, they would look down upon me and I would lose the two of you. I don't mind having my family disown me, but, losing you two? I don't think I could bare it." Kazuha felt a pain in his heart. "Then don't. We will stay here." "Kazuha you and I both know you can't. I want you guys to go see the world. Go and travel around Teyvat and enjoy your lives. Not staying here hiding everyday, every minute not having freedom. Why not go home Scara? To Sumeru?" Scaramouche shook his head aggressively. "Not without you! Besides Nahida doesn't mind me being here, she tells me to just be careful. And that's exactly what we'll do. Be careful." "Scara really, go home, you two have friends over there in Sumeru. You have Nahida, Kaveh, Faurzan. Go back." Scaramouche stood up abruptly. "Absolutely not!" He then stormed off. "So much for talking." Heizou said. Kazuha patted his head, "You know this is hard for him. He doesn't want to lose you." "And he won't. We'll just be separated..." Kazuha kissed the top of Heizou's head as he stood up. "I'll go talk to him. Don't worry. But, we aren't going anywhere." Kazuha flashed him a smile before going to go find Scaramouche.

Heizou sat on the couch pondering on what he should do. It really wasn't safe for the two to stay. So what could make them-Oh. Heizou had a plan. It's cruel. He knows, but, if his plan works. They would hate him. They would hate him so much that they would leave. That's what is best for them, right? Having freedom is what matters. He knows their past, how little freedom they had. He didn't want to take that away. Heizou felt his heart break in two. He didn't want to, but if he broke up with them they would leave. No, if he cheated on them they would leave. If they felt pure hatred for him, despise him, they would go back to Sumeru. He needed to be the bad guy. Heizou wiped his tears and went out. He needed to find someone.

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Days have passed since they last talked about their situation. Not much changed, well, besides Heizou being more distant and going out every night on his free days from work. Scaramouche and Kazuha didn't mind it though. They trusted Heizou. They know he would never do anything stupid. However, they were wrong.

Scaramouche and Kazuha were out for a bit, and left Heziou at home. He insisted he was tired so he didn't tag along. The two didn't mind it, it was understandable that Heizou was tired. After all he is a detective and he is always having to solve difficult cases. It made sense that he was exhausted. Scaramouche opened the door, "Hei we're home!" He yelled out. No response. Kazuha then called out. "Maybe he went somewhere?" Scaramouche shrugged his shoulders. But then, they heard it.

"A-Ah~ K-Kuki~" Scaramouche and Kazuha's eyes went wide. They were frozen in shock. Scaramouche felt tears in his eyes. Kazuha couldn't believe it. He walked closer to the sound. His and Scaramouche's Hei would never do such a thing. Right? Scaramouche followed close behind Kazuha. He was scared that he was being betrayed again. As they walked closer to their room, the moaning and groaning grew louder and louder. They heard the bed shake. That was the sign to leave.

Inside the room Shinobu and Heizou continued to shake the bed with their hands. Heizou still moaning out. Shinobu would let out small moans as well. "Heizou I'm getting tired." She whispered. Heizou whispered back, "They should be leaving soon...Thanks again for helping me." "You're welcome, but, are you sure this is okay?" "Yes." Heizou responded sadly. Shinobu felt bad, but continued manually shaking the bed with her hands. If it was up to her she wouldn't be helping Heizou. But he promised that if she helped, he would remove some of the complaints about Itto from his file.

Heizou's plan was to act like he and Shinobu were having sex, of course they would never actually do it. So they planned to just let out noises as they shook the bed with their hands. It seemed believable enough. But, nothing could fool Kazuha's ears. He knows how Heizou moans. How it sounds when he's being pleasured in the right spots. The noises he heard were fake. He held Scaramouche's hand and whispered in his ear the truth. Scaramouche calmed down. "He thought this would work?" "It almost did. Didn't it?" Scaramouche slowly nodded. Scaramouche felt relieved, Heizou wasn't actually cheating. He just wanted them to think so, so they could hate him. Heizou could be stupid sometimes.

Kazuha opened the door. Shinobu and Heizou both froze. They didn't think they would actually come inside the room. Their movements halted as Kazuha walked over and dragged Heizou out. Shinobu watched as the three walked to the main room. She took it as a sign to leave and so she did.

"H-Hey stop pulling me! K-Kazu!" Heizou yelled. Kazuha ignored him and kept pulling. Scaramouche followed. Suddenly, Kazuha gently threw Heizou onto the couch. "Listen we get it you want us to be safe and get us away from here! But! There's nothing in the world you could plan or do to make us leave! We will stay here with you because we love you, regardless of what will happen. We want to be with you so let us stay!" Kazuha yelled. Heizou began to cry, "Why can't you guys just leave!? I don't want you guys wasting your days staying inside when I know you both love being outside and adventuring around! You can't do that here so go back to the mainland! You could do whatever you want and forget about me! Please..." Heizou's voice broke. Scaramouche spoke up, "No. We don't care if we can't go outside. We love you too much to leave you dumbass! If you don't go with us we won't leave!" There was nothing that would change their minds. 'How did I get so lucky? What did I do to deserve these two?' Heizou thought.

The three began to talk once more, discussing other options.

Who knows what the chose, but, they chose the best choice that allowed all three of them to be together under one roof.

The End <3