Leyah billie called me ma yesterday. almost made me give her the most nastiest head that ever exits in this united states of the universe. anyway.
right now i'm currently at home , it's 3:42 am, and i'm awoke i can't sleep. and my hair looked fucked up and billie mad at me... only thing i said was that her dick is smaller than a vienna sausage and she got angry.
she got so angry that she almost bit a wall. big greedy mad angry ass. i miss my baby. she mad at me now tho. i should pop up at her house with a some heels and a trench coat and lingerie and what she gone do then. NOTHING.
i started recording myself and said " i wanna big boy to pick me up and fuck me" you know that tiktok sound. and then i went on snapchat...umm mind your business... i like that app. mind you i only was showing my bra because who wears a shirt at THEIR HOME.
and i posted it on my private story and let's be honest who don't got a private story on snapchat. i do 24/7.
i put my phone down and started playing roblox. i played the mimic again, that game be scaring me out my draws , but it's funny. and i suddenly heard a snapchat notification come from my phone.i was on my ipad on roblox of course don't be silly
it's billie. i thought you was mad at me tho OH OKAY. i checked the notification and she replied and i quote "AM I NOT BIG ENOUF??" umm no your not.
girl lie again , just the other day you was screaming omg it too much.
bitch shut up , who tf asked for your 2 cents.
anyway. as i was saying before i was rudely interrupted. i replied to her and said no and i'm straight now.
billielildickass🤞🏾
NO, you not big enouf. ???so just the other you wasn't-
wasn't what ? that wasn't me. i be glitching. and i'm straight now so.
leyah stop playing with me.
ion play. i lay in my bed and sleep all day. period!!! ts rhyme asf , imma become a rapper. call me.leyrilla
be fr , nobody finna call you that shit.
this why... i'm leaving you now. because.... why say that , white minion ass.
YOUR SHORTER RHAN ME??? rhan? tf ? nigga you slow now ?? omfg i've been dealing with a slow minion. no ??? YOU ARE SO MEAN LIKE ?????
what you gone do. cs you can't beat my ass. oh yeah ? why are you speaking to me like this??
what am i some kind of slut.
yes.
oh. ykw you should come over. i gotta talk to you about something anyway. i think i'm pregnant idk yet bye.
WHAT. i'm jp, but fr come over we gotta talk.
why im scared 😦
😟, it ain my bad , ain gone cut ya dick off and chop it off and then feed it to your friends😇😇😇😇😇 come over neow. and bring me some to eat ain ate in 4 days.
leyah.....why haven't you ate ?? i'm bringing you the whole taco bell.
noouhhh , just 3 doritos lack taco and mtn dew , ily and make sure you eat.
ilym and we having a little talk.
😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰.
Billie pov leyah as a ed. she has talked about it before , but 4 days , how can one go without eating for that many days. THATS LIKE 1/3 OF A WEEK. i think i dunno.
i'm currently pulling up to leyah house , i for her food don't worry , last time i got her order wrong and she punched me, for her to be that small them little ass hands hurt. i get out the car and walk to her mini ass apartment. it's so little but it's fits her and it's cute like oh my god.
i unlock the door, she gave me a key. ME? a key. roll the mf credits bitch we getting married. as soon as i open the door , i hear a voice scream.
" WHO THE FUCK IN MY MF HOUSE AND WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT ." leyah said. now what if i was a murder and she yelling like this... her ass easily killed.
" ITS ME" i said as i busted in her room. she got up start jumping on her bed , and jumped on me. girl damn , almost made me drop the food. but awww a hug.
she then starts kissing me all on my face.
" my billie bae is home , she's here , with her little dick ass , i love you" leyah said. i was smiling until i heard little dick. my dick is not little , it's quite large if you ask me.
" who dick little " i said. straight faced. because be so for real bro.
" who else is here with the name billie" she said, outta breathe and plopped down on her bed. so childish. i love her.
" oh okay " she said.
" anyway , why haven't you eaten , i thought you was trying to get better " i said, i was really like actually worried . because girl what else is gonna make ww3 sounds when we f- nvm.
" i was but then eating got boring so i stopped " she said. without a care in the word , she then chomped on that damn taco , took a big ass bite.
" you gotta eat and promise me you gone eat " i said. she sighed and said okay. i smiled.
" OH , what did you wanna talk to me about " i said.
" neina got out of jail today , and i'm scared and i was wondering can i stay with you" she said , looking down. now who let big silly out of jail. she deserves to be in there.
" of course you can " i said, very welcoming . she engulfed me in a big ass hug.
" i love you " she said. oh she sincere this time.
" i love you too" i said and hugged her. now how am i going to tell her that i am a mafia leader and my house full of bodyguards and maids.
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