billie today is the first day of fall. and it's really fucking cold like. why mustn't you get that cold. but to be honest i like cold weather.
actually i miss my girlfriend , she's mad at me right now. it's for a dumb reason, i called another girl is the store cute. i was just joking. duh.
and she's ignoring me , like she won't talk to me i even bought her taco bell , she snatched it and slammed the door. sigh. i wanna be under her, it's too cold. she's probably hiding under the covers and watching tiktok. it's no reason for her to be mad ugh. i'm finna go and get her. imma eat her out.
i walked to the room she was in and opened the door and just as i said hiding under the covers watching tiktok. i heard her laugh , so i pulled the covers off her and then she straight faced me. not even a crook of a smile.
" leyahhhuhhhh i'm sorry , i was just playing " i said. okay what if i throw a temper tantrum like a 5 year old. scream and stomp.
" omg these are so pretty , screenshot " she says , totally ignoring me. so i snatched her phone and then she looked at her nails so i grabbed her hand and then she closed her eyes.
" girl are you for real " i said.
" i love halloween , i wanna be a thot " she says.
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
" imma be a city girl " she says.
" make some noise yall what the fuck , AHHHHHHHHHHH" she said. and did this scream. i let her hands go and she went back to lookin at her nails.
" this color is so fucking pretty , imma get it again." she said. okay now she's just being mean.
" that's it " i said . i picked her up and threw her over my shoulder.
" if you can't talk , then i'm going to take you outside and scream about how we be in the bed " i said. she starting shaking her legs and hitting.
" billie put me down, i'm too big " she said. she as trying not to laugh. she then smacked my ass. no. i smacked hers harder.
i gasped.
" girl bye your not big " i said and smacked her ass. AGAIN. because i can.
" ouch billie damn , put me down right now " she said.
" no you not talking to me " i said . heading for the door.
" if i put you down , you not gone run ?" i asked.
" no just put me down." she said. i put her down and noticed a thigh tattoo. ouu. soon as her feet hit that floor she ran, literally ran. okay.
she ran inside my room , she must forgot that door lock only from the outside. i opened the door. she was there standing.
" you said you wasn't gone run" i said walking towards her.
" ain run , i jogged" she said shakily. oh she's nervous. cute !
" yes you did baby" i said.
now she was up against the wall. she trapped. trapped in the closet. i remember that show musical.
" girl how you gone tell me what i did " she said, crossing her arms. making her boobs go up more. she got a tattoo on the left one , it's a heart with the word star on top.
i grabbed her waist and pulled her close to me.
" girl i have eyes , im not blind unlike you " i said. this'll piss her off more. she's pretty when she's mad.
" girl move " she said. trying to push me, that woman has never been to a gym a day in her life and she bout stronger than me.
" pussy hoe " she said as she mumbled and walked past me.
" speak louder sir" i said.
" PUSSY HOE" she said.
so she wanna fight. i ran after her and slapped the hell out of her.
LSLMDDOMDEJEJ, i'm just kidding i didn't slap my baby.
i did grab her and pull her into my chest.
" what's wrong with you, your attitude is very worse today " i said. does that make sense. it better be bye.
" my period came on and i've had cramps and now i'm finna go lay in a ass up face down position because im horny " she grumbled.
" girl i eat eggs with ketchup " i said, it's nothing wrong with a little kool aid please.
" see no billie bye let me go " she said.
" i'm just kidding, but shall we order pizza and watch curly sue " i asked.
" yes we shall , guide me down the stairs your honor" she said.
i picked her up again. she's so light.
" billie i'm too heavy put me down " she said.
" girl shut the fuck up . you literally weigh the same as a cat " i said. bet you she shut the fuck up. i run my marriage. oh that reminds me , i'm gonna propose to her in a few days , okay actually next week but i'm so happy.
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