leyah pov so today is the day that i meet billies parents. i'm kinda nervous because what if they don't like what if they think i'm weird what if they do me like that movie get out like. but billie went to the store she had to go get some aquaphor, she literally uses that shit like she don't got no time to waste.
i'm finna troll on billie because why not.
mymuffintophunbun <3
oop got your clit ! come pop your pussy at Kohl's for 50% off on the holiday sale
WHAT.
you gone come to kohls and pop yo pussy?
NO????? why not ? you get 50% off !
BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ONE????
oh right then. oops got your dick! come dickpop at kohls for 50% off on the holiday sale ! 🤗
WHAT IS DICKPOP.
new gf me rn, because wtf. like how you don't know what dickpop is. everyone knows what dickpop is.
well i don't,so explain to me what it is.
dickpop is like pussypop but with a dick😊
oh ! interesting, anyway i'm outside come on.
omg yay , i'm finna get murdered 😊!
GIRL, they're going to love you.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
* end of conversation*
i walk outside and see billie leaning on the car looking like 2 bags white chocolate hershey kisses with a gatorade and two bags of hot fries , i'll slurp her down right now.
" hey love, you look pretty" she said , engulfing me in a hug. oh my god, i could melt right now. her hugs feel so good.
" thank you , you look fine too" i said, melting into her hug. i wish we could stay here for hours.
" okay baby you gotta let go " she said, laughing.
" nooouhhhhh" i said, releasing and pouting. i indeed pout. so what. she kissed my forhead. she loves me , marvelous !
laughing my ass off marvelous , say that inna british accent and it's so fucking funny.
we are not in the car, listening to music. because who doesn't like music. music is life, every take that shit away and i'll tell on the whole gang, i'm not even kidding.
