Dsmp Incorrect Quotes

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george: tommy is not allowed to violate the dress code, even on 'casual' Fridays.
george: No matter how many times you say please, tommy . We won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.

tubbo : I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?
dream , deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.

tommy: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
wilbur: Fake?

wilbur: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
tommy: Oh, you've been?
wilbur: Once. In Monopoly.

wilbur: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK!
tommy: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

tommy: I could kill you if I wanted.
tubbo : Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

ranboo : Never gonna make you cry!
tommy: Never gonna say goodbye!
ranboo : Never gonna tell a lie—
tubbo : I will hurt you.

ranboo , looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
tommy: Well, that's you.
ranboo : Me?! Is that what I look like?
tommy: You don't know?
ranboo : Busy day.

tommy: What's wrong with you?
tubbo : Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

tommy: I can't imagine what ranboo is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

tommy: Stop failing.
ranboo : Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
ranboo : *Succeeds*
ranboo : Dang it!

tubbo : What is wrong with you?
tommy: Loaded question. Elaborate.

tubbo : tommy won't wake up, what do I do?
ranboo : Did you try kicking them?
tubbo : Yes.
ranboo : I'm out of ideas.

wilbur : *falls down the stairs*
phil: Are you okay?
tommy: Stop falling down the stairs!
tubbo : How'd the ground taste?

ranboo : Play to your strengths.
phil: I haven't got any!

wilbur : Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
tubbo : A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

tubbo : It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
tubbo : Lmao, @tommy.

tommy: tubbo ... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
tubbo : Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
tommy:
tommy: I wrote sanitize, tubbo .

ranboo , holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
tubbo : ....
ranboo : *lip smack*