tommy : I believe in you, dream !
dream , to themself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing tommy can think to say to me is that they don't doubt my existence.
ranboo : Pick a card, any card.
tommy : Fine.
ranboo : Wait, that's my credit card!
tommy : You said any card.
tommy : Did you miss me while I was gone?
ranboo : You were gone?
(they ask you how you aer and you just have to say you're fine, but you're not fine...)
ranboo : tubbo is off at an appointment, so while they're gone, I'm going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.
dream : Why?
ranboo : They're like 90% of my impulse control.
dream : We're having a moment, aren't we?
tommy : If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.
(NOT A SHIP. ok thanks)
dream : But we're friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon!
ranboo : That'll never happen! In fact, you just lost "ranboo " privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or 'Hey, you.'.
dream : Come on, ranboo .
ranboo : *glares*
dream : Come on, Hey you."
dream : Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out tommy 's birthday invitations.
ranboo : Well, what are they supposed to say?
dream : "tommy 's birthday".
ranboo : So, what do they say instead?
dream : "tommy 's bi".
ranboo :
ranboo : Works out either way.
dream : Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
tommy : Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, ranboo , go find out if that thing can catch fire!
dream : You're a bad influence.
tommy : And you don't know your sayings.
ranboo : Don't worry, I have a permit.
dream : ...This just says "I can do what I want".
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