Dsmp Incorrect Quotes

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techno : WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
phil : techno -
phil : It- it was just an ant-

(note : When I first read this, it was like - mmmmmmmmm not Techno. then i finished reading the quote. it's very Techno in my opinion.) 

techno , shooing ranboo away: Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area.

ranboo : I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
phil : What?
ranboo : Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

techno : Is ranboo always like this when they lose?
phil : Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.
ranboo : You bumped that table and you know it!

techno : I just ended a five year relationship.
phil : Oh no, are you okay?
techno : It's okay, it wasn't mine.

phil : We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
ranboo : phil , when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

sapnap : *casually taking four stairs at a time*
george , falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

sapnap : Remain CALM! *slaps dream multiple times*

wilbur : My father's name is just mine as well, so I'm technically wilbur Jr.
phil: But who comes up when you look up wilbur on Google?
tommy: That's what I thought!
techno: One wilbur to rule them all!

tommy : Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
dream : Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
ranboo : Wasps?
tubbo : Terriers?
tommy : tubbo.

tubbo : Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?
ranboo : With tears?
tubbo : No.
ranboo : *tears up*

dream : So, you've finally arrived-
dream : Here to save prince-
dream : I've been waiting for this day-
dream : Stop skipping my dialogue-
dream : Seriously, stop-
dream : MOTHER FU-

tommy : Why would I flip my shit about that?
tubbo : Because you flip your shit about everything.
tommy : Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It's a miracle.

ranboo : New year, new me.
dream : It's August.
ranboo : Time is an illusion.

ranboo : We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
dream : No, that's not how you make cookies.
tommy : FLOOR IT!!
ranboo : How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
dream : yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
ranboo : I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
tubbo : DO IT!
dream : NO-

dream : You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

tommy : Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
dream , patting them on the back: Well, don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.