Anime Fanfics

Teasing Kakashi #1

Kakashi is crouched on a high railing with a view of nearly the entire village when you approach from behind.

He has a book in hand, and he's very focused.

"Whatcha doing Kakashi?"

He startles, nearly losing his balance. Quickly, he hides the book in his tactical vest and jumps down with a polite lean forward, his visible eye squeezing shut in gleeful innocence.

"Oh, nothing, just enjoying the view. How can I be of service?"

"Kakashi."

"Hm?"

He casually opens his eye to find you not only holding, but skimming through his hidden book. Immediately, he checks his vest, finding his copy missing. His eyes bulge.

"Heh heh," he recovers shakily, nervously scratching as he stands bolt straight. "I'll just... take that back."

You pull away, still flipping through the pages of Makeout Paradise.

His face falls in exasperation.

"Kakashi?"

His face is red as the Kazekage's hair.

"Um... y-yes?"

You look up into his eye and accusatorily flash him a particular passage that sticks out to you.

He swallows audibly.

"This is pure filth. You read this all day?"

"Well, there is a plot."

He averts his eyes as he rubs the back of his neck.

"Her bare breasts were smooth and bountiful," you read aloud. "They bounced, wet and glistening in the waters of the hot spring, lit by the moonlight."

"Of course it sounds lude when you read it like that."

Your lilting voice is breathy, like Marilyn Monroe as you bring the raunchy erotica to life.

A grid of beaded sweat covers the exposed bits of Kakashi's face.

You turn the page, and feel the book swiftly snatched from your hands as Kakashi vanishes. You look over the rail to see him scaling the building to escape unusual torture.