Anime Fanfics

Teasing Kakashi #4

It's another training day where Kakashi has accepted some D rank missions for his pupils. They terrorize the village in their attempt to retrieve an old woman's cat that eludes them.

You see them barreling through the streets, pummeling people to the ground in their hot pursuit of the four-legged feline. You don't see Kakashi with them. Rolling your eyes, you set out to find him and alert him.

You find him sitting on a branch in the summer wind, re-reading that same volume you read from.

"Kakashi," you rebuke. "Your pupils are meant to help the elderly. Initsu practically clotheslined Mr. Haruno!"

"I'll get on them later," he assures, his eye still on the pages. "In the meantime... why don't you read this right here."

He shows you a different passage.

You start to read it silently.

"Aloud."

"Her anger reminds me of a fire charm I purchased years ago from a shop owner in the Land of Fire." You keep reading until you reach the end of the paragraph. "She's explosive, but the joke's on her. I love my women spicy! Even scowling, she's still a total babe!"

"The way you called my name, it reminded me of you."

"Is this a micro-aggression?" Your brow turns up. "Are you saying that I'm an angry black woman?"

Every word hits him like an anvil, his panic palpable. He shakes his head dramatically fast, his eye begging you to understand.

You do understand, and you laugh freely at his reaction.

"I'm just messing with you," you sweep a hand over his shoulder.

He finally exhales.

Blushing, he whips out two ninja stars to fidget with, spinning them simultaneously around two fingers.

"You know what else I've been thinking about... the feel of you squeezing around these two fingers tightly... I think I may be addicted."

It's your turn to blush.

He throws both stars over your shoulder, and they travel. You watch their trajectory. It happens in an instant, but to you two, it's slow motion. The throwing stars trapped all three of his pupils to the wooden fence about 200ft away.

"I think I'll go have that talk now," he winks.

This time, you take off. You didn't figure him for the bold type at all. If your brown face could flush red, it would be.