Helpful Tips and How To's

nUMBERS TO CALL

1. Stop Inviting Me to Stupid Groups!: 1-202-629-9219

2. The Rejection Hotline: 1-212-660-2245

3. Psychiatric Hotline: 1-973-409-3277

4. Bad Breath Notification Number: 631-960-7187

5. How To Keep an Idiot Entertained: 401-285-0696

6. Rebecca Black (Not the real Rebecca Black): 781-452-2079

7. Mime-On-Demand: 781-452-2659

8. Santa: 1-603-413-4124

9. How to Keep an Idiot Entertained: 603-413-4134

10. Bad breath-603-413-4121

11. It Could Always Suck More-603-413-4130

12. Service Industry -603-413-4123

13. Gift Card Resources: 401-992-4057

14. Easter Bunny: 973-409-3313

15. That Sucks Hotline: 505-346-0102

16. Groundhog Day Sucks Hotline: 781-452-0837

17. WTF Hotline :)): 424-202-6981

18. Valentines Day Sucks Hotline: 401-992-4027

19. Don't Worry, Everyone Farts Hotline:317-352-6526

20. Happy Mother's Day Hotline: 202-629-9227

21. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Hotline: 1-781-452-4077

22. One Direction Trivia Challenge: 202-629-9233

23.The Hunger Games: 704-970-1836

24. Spanish In 60 Seconds: 772-257-4358

25. The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501