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A/N: When I say "I'm gonna work on the Hanahaki AU and update on Saturday," I mean "I'm gonna write a brand new oneshot based on a TikTok, forget to upload Saturday, and upload Sunday as soon as I wake up so I don't forget." So, here you go. <3

"So, Sirius."

"Remus."

"We're actually going to study, right?"

"Of course, Moons."

"Then why'd you kick James and Peter out?"

Sirius hesitated. "We can bang after?"

Remus rolled his eyes. "Sirius!"

"What," Sirius whined.

Remus sighed. "Whatever. I'm putting on music. Is Bowie okay with you?"

"Who's Bowie?"

"You don't know who David Bowie is? What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"Shut up! I spent 11 years only being allowed to listen to classical, Tchaikovsky is still all I listen to. What do you expect from me?"

"Who's Tchaikovsky?"

"You don't know who Tchaikovsky is? How dare you!"

"Most people don't listen to classical for fun, Pads."

"Well, if they did, they would realize that it's fucking amazing. And, for the record, Tchaikovsky wrote The Nutcracker."

"It's boring!"

"It does not! How about this, I listen to your music for a week, and you listen to mine. We'll see what's really better."

"Fine."

So they studied (followed by studying) in complete silence, and at the end of the week, they sat down to discuss their findings.

"So.""So?""Maybe classical doesn't... completely suck.""Point made. Um, maybe your music doesn't... completely suck either."

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