🕷water colour skies🕷(Hobie Brown X Trans Masc Reader)

Honey i'm home~!

brief summary:

You go back home and see Michelle in your room, being followed by a familiar face.

 "You guys call me out of important work for this?" Miguel asks, annoyed. To his dismay he forgot to turn off whatever video he was watching. I grinned evilly looking at gwen. She looked at me. She shook her head, fear forming in her eyes. She was making a back and forth motion with her hands near her neck. You know, telling me to not do what I was about to do. Miguel looked at us tilting his head to the side, a confused look on his face.

"What? What is it gwen?" He asked her in a similar tone to match his face.

"Oh I don't know, maybe it's the fact that you're scolding us, when right before you were probably being all depressed about those kids in the video behind you. Oh and if you didn't know how I knew, it's still playing behind you." I said with a proud little smirk on my face. His face flushed, either with embarrassment or anger, hard to tell. He turned around and quickly turned off the video, looking back at me. A furious look on his face. I took that as my time to go home.. So I did.

"Uh I think i'm done here uh see you soon.." I said slipping out of the room, quickly might I add. Thankfully nobody chased after me. (justice for miles). Or so I thought, I looked behind me to see a hobie (a dastardly little guy) running after me. I stopped abruptly having him run into my back and have us both fall flat on the floor groaning and laughing. He looked at me and burst out laughing again.

"What? What's so funny, wise guy?" I asked laughing, his laugh plaguing me, it was just so contagious.

"You should have seen the look on Miguel's face when you bolted off," he said, holding his head and stomach falling backwards weezing like a pug having an asthma attack, kicking his legs.

"What did it look like? Did he say anything?" I asked, looking at him with an expectant look on my face still snorting a little bit. He sat back up as he got a stern look on his face before answering.

"He didn't say anything, he kinda just looked at me an' told me to go an' look for you." he said before bursting out laughing again.

"He looked like a baby!!" he said before getting right back to laughing again. I laughed with him before remembering to ask him something.

"Oh my god.... Say... hobie, pal, bestie, how do I leave.. I kinda want to get home..." I asked, pursing my lips. He slowly stopped laughing, he took a few deep breaths and looked at me.

"You need a watch, and Miguel is the only one who is authorised enough to hand those out. Bullshit I know" he said scoffing and rolling his eyes, looking away. So that means I have to go back and face the giant man baby dorito.... Gross did not want to do that, that means seeing his oddly sharp face. I rolled my eyes, getting up and offering my hand to hobie to help him up. He looked at me and smiled. He took my hand and hoisted himself up. We walked back to Miguel's office, just talking about random things. Stuff like style, music. He gave some pretty interesting answers each time. The format of his answers would often change, I mean he did say earlier that he doesn't believe in consistency, so that makes sense.... A little bit. We reached Miguel's office sooner than I anticipated. I don't know just being around hobie made time fly by... even though I just met him today.

I walked into Miguel's office after Hobie. And there it was, the man shield dorito himself, standing angrily. He turned around and looked at me. He sighed and tossed something at me, I put it on and it had an orange glow to it. The watch was white, and oddly shaped, then again everything about this place was oddly shaped. I looked at hobie happily as he gave me a slight grin. He was slouching slightly.

"Thank you Miguel, how do I use this to get home now..?" I asked looking at Miguel, he sighed and told me to put my dimensions coordinates in and I just looked at him now with an even more confused look on my face. He pinched his nose, sighing in disappointment, cussing me out in spanish, before looking back at me. I looked at him shocked as he jumped off his platform.

"Your planet is earth-200023 no not the year 2023 like 2000, 23." he said reiterating what he said before, somehow knowing I would get a little confused. I put the 'coordinates' in and the portal opened. I looked at hobie and smiled. I took a step in. The same octagon shaped tunnel appeared and I was spat back out on the roof of my flat. Someone landed on top of me almost as soon as I got out, didn't even know I had been followed. The person got up and I followed suit. I looked at the person and it was hobie.

"Why'd you follow me?" I asked, tilting my head to the side. He looked at me and shrugged

"Dunno felt like it, plus wanted to give you this." he said, handing me a piece of paper. I unfolded it and saw that it was three sets of numbers, presumably his and Gwens but who was this third person?

"Those numbers belong to me, Gwendy, and pav" he said, nodding. I nodded in return, punched them into my phone, and shot a text to each. Every message says something pretty similar to the rest. 'Hey it's me y/n, Hobie gave me this number' you know something a wee bit basic. I smiled at hobie before grabbing his arm and dragging him along with me.

"Hey! Why are you kidnapping me?!" he asked in protest, I looked at him mocking what he said earlier.

"Dunno felt like it." I said, giving him a wink before dragging him to the door of my apartment, walking in dragging him to my room. As I walked in I saw michelle. She looked at me and shot up, darting towards me and hugging me tightly. She then noticed hobie, looking at me wiggling her eyebrows.

"Oh my- no michelle, no, not a good idea" I said scolding her.

"Oh come on you never let me have any fun!" she said, slapping my arm while whining. Hobie just stood there silently confused.

"What?" he finally asked after a while of just being a mime.

"It's nothing, Michelle here is just a little strange." I said, giving her an evil glare. She looked at me and giggled evilly. Hobie looked at her confused. I waved him to come closer so I could explain.

"She's being stupid about us, she thinks you or I like each other." I whisper rolling my eyes and sighing as he stood back up straight giving an 'ohhh' kinda look on his face. He then looked at me evilly as well.

idc you guys get the shortest chapter known to man, why? because i said so. also i got a lip piercing... angel bites. cause I'm a goofy gaffy guy, I've also been deep cleaning my room and drawing, so all my creative liberties? not in the room with us right now.