Imp City
(The Chapter starts at the I.M.P building that recides in the Imp city in Pride ring. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. Inside, Blitza is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as she lectures her employees)
Blitza: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here...
(She looks at Moxxie)
Blitza: Moxxie.
(Moxxie gives her an incredulous look in response)
Blitza: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?
(Mille leans over the table with her eyes sparkling)
Millie: What about a car wash?
Y/n: We're in hell, Mills, no one gives a fuck about clean cars.
(Blitza thinks for a second)
Blitza: Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?
(She waves her hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out. Moxxie rolls her eyes)
Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, ma'am.
(Blitza wraps her arm over Moxxie's shoulder)
Blitza: Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now.
(She pushes Moxxie away)
Blitza: Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?
(Blitza turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitza whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Y/n snaps a persons neck so that is spins around a few times before falling off, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Everyone is watching the TV, with Loona, Y/n, Millie, and Blitza eating popcorn)
Blitza: Ahh, those were the good times.
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, ma'am. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.
Blitza: Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!
Millie: People love musicals, ma'am.
Y/n: That's true.
Blitza: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical.
(She does jazz hands)
Blitza: Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?
Moxxie: Ma'am--
Blitza: 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.
Millie: Are you tryin' to crush her dreams, Moxxie?
Y/n: Wow, Mox. That's fucked up, I thought you were a classy lady.
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