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Richest Cup Cafe
(The chapter starts at the "Richest Cup Cafe, where the poor pour for you!", where Stella and Stolia are sipping tea, giving each other glares while Stella's brother, Andrealphus, looks on)
Stella: Stolia.
Stolia: Stella.
Stella: C*nt.
Stolia: Witch.
Andrealphus: Aurgh!
(Stella slams her hands on table and gets up)
Stella: FUCKISH. IMP. SUCKER!
Stolia: Why did you insist on meeting me here?
(A tiny imp server pours tea for Stolia. Stolia looks at her phone that says: "Reminder: Deal @ Ozzie's set")
Andrealphus: Ahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more... compensation. After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely, you owe-
Stolia: Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage. As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue.
(The imp server looks out to see Bombproof is seen racing toward the glass window)
Stella: Up yours!
(She flips Stolia off causing Andrealphus to groan)
Andrealphus: Stellaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!
(The window breaks, revealing Strika posing on a table. She discards her poncho and twirls two angelic revolvers in her hands. She fires one and the bullet hits the window near Stolia's head. Stella grins evilly at Stolia as she dodges more bullets. She flies out toward the exit. Strika wraps Stolia in glowing white rope before she can escape. Stolia falls to the ground in an alley, captured)
Stolia: Oh, dear... this is worrisome.
Sloth Ring
(The scene cuts to Blitza driving the I.M.P. van, with Y/n, Moxxie and Millie in the back and a fearful Loona next to Blitza. Y/n's phone lets out a ringtone, Y/n takes out his phone and looks at who's calling him)
Y/n: Oh, Stolia.
(Y/n answers the call and puts it on speaker)
Y/n: Yellow Stolia, how are you?
Stolia: Well N/n, I've gotten myself in quite the trouble.
Y/n: Ooh... You hoestly called at a bad time.
Stolia: I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again, N/n. But, umm... the trouble I'm referring to is that... I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment.
Blitza: Pffttt... lucky bitch.
Stolia: Um, well, no. Rather unlucky. I seem to have been stolen by little cowboy friend of yours.
Y/n: Ohh, which one?
Moxxie: How many cowboy friends do you know?
Y/n: Eh.
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