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Hell - I.M.P. Headquarters
(The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle.
She places the bottle on an open page of Stolia's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitza walks into the office)
Blitza: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
(A burst of fire comes out of the portal followed by Y/n who is dusting the ash off his clothes)
Y/n: I'd like to see them deal with that forest fire.
(Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth)
Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!
(She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group)
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed.
(She points finger guns at Millie)
Moxxie: Babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitza: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually, ma'am, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
Y/n: Really you too?
Moxxie: Oh, are you going there too?
Y/n: Yeah. I'm performing there tonight and I'm also bringing two girls with me for some dinner.
(Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight)
Millie: Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
(She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses her face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitza rolls her eyes and groans)
Blitza: Ugh, can you two not?
Y/n: I'm sorry Blitza. Maybe another time?
Blitza: No, it's fine! I-I can come with you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.
(Y/n laughs a little)
Y/n: Yeah, that's not possible.
Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.
Blitza: Uh huh!
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitza: Mhm!
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
Blitza: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all.
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My Helluva Life (On Hold)
Hayran KurguY/n L/n is a normal young man that lives a normal life with a basic job and friends while going to school. But that all comes crashing down as Y/n finds himself as a sacrifice for some fucked up cult that worship Lucifer. After Y/n is scarificed he...
