New World (Akatsuki)

Ch 13

it's a certain money lovers birthday. at least, in this fic it is.
I want to try to fit as many birthdays that I can in this.
I don't own Naruto or the Akatsuki. Enjoy.

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"For Kakuzu's birthday, I should just let him kill Hidan," Chaos said, scrolling through her twitter feed boredly. Her and Brise had woken up early so they could make him breakfast and, hopefully, plan what to do for the rest of the day.

Brise snorted. "I don't think he needs your permission for that." Chaos pursed her lips.

"True."

"We could take him shopping," Brise suggested, opening the fridge and glaring at the contents, trying to mentally make a meal. She glanced back at Chaos and the smaller girl lifted an eyebrow.

"Why would you want to torture the poor guy on his birthday like that?" Brise laughed.

"Fine. We could take him to Walmart and let him rob ignorant people." Chaos thought this over.

"I actually really like that idea. We could take him to the mall and do the same there," she suggested. Brise furrowed her eyebrows at the thought.

"We've been hanging out with criminals too much," she concluded, pulling various things out of the fridge. "We're actually thinking about aiding someone in robbery for their birthday." Chaos smiled and slid off her bar stool, walking to the stove and pulling open the cupboards under it. She pulled out a pan and set in on the stove, turning it on high.

"Oh please. We've always been corrupt; they're just bringing it out of us." Brise smiled.

"True."

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"Thanks for the food, hmm," Deidara said lazily, reaching for the plate Chaos had just set on the table. It was full of different kinds of breakfast foods, and her and Brise were pretty proud of how it had came out. Chaos smacked his hand away, glaring at him when he gave her a curious and annoyed look.

"Make your own food. This is Kakuzu's."

He gave her a confused look. "Why just him, un?"

Hidan pushed open the kitchen door, yawning loudly and scratching his bare chest. Brise scowled and covered Sasori's eyes-much to the puppets annoyance-muttering 'there are children in here'. "Probably because it's that fucking bastards birthday."

Chaos smiled. "I'm surprised you bothered to remember."

Sasori hummed, picking up the newspaper and swatting at Brise's hands. "I'm surprised he can remember."

Hidan sent Sasori the bird, scowling deeply. "Fuck you, over-sized toothpick."

Chaos blinked owlishly. "Was that a dick joke?"

"I don't think so, kiddo," Kisame said pushing open the kitchen door. Itachi followed behind him, stopping to hold the door for Pein, Konan, and the birthday boy.

Brise and Chaos threw their hands in the air, glitter falling from the latters. "Happy birthday, Kuzu-chan!"

The misers eye twitched, but muttered a thank you none the less. He sat at the kitchen island, taking the second copy of the newspaper (the girls learned quickly that the Akatsuki doesn't share well) and opening it, turning the pages as he ate.

Chaos hummed happily, turning towards the oven and pulling out a pan of biscuits. Brise took the sausage pattys she'd made out of the frying pan and set them on a plate, setting them next to the biscuits on the island. She then set the gravy next to it, followed by a stack of plates.