New World (Akatsuki)

Ch 3

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Bed time with the Akatsuki was actually a lot more fun than Chaos and Brise had thought it’d be.

Tobi all about flipped his shit when he saw what an air mattress was. He insisted on blowing it up and asked about fifty million questions about it. By the third question, Chaos was already groaning on the floor and ordering people to shut Tobi up. Brise, on the other hand, thought it was cute and decided Tobi and she made a great pair when it came to annoying Chaos.

Brise had found a few extra pieces of wood and a pocket knife (she pulled it out of the vase in the living room, much to Chaos’s annoyance) and told Sasori to have at it, since there wasn’t much else to do at night until he learned how to use the laptop or TV, which Chaos had promised to teach him.

When Deidara realized that he got to sleep next to Brise, he faked being tired, which only made Chaos and a few others snicker. Brise rolled her eyes and told him that he could wait, much to his disappointment.

After finding Zetsu outside with the plants still, Chaos asked him if he needed anything and both halves replied no. After turning away, she stopped and looked at him as he started a conversation with her cactus. Chaos learned that her cactus is named Derek.

All of the Akatsuki found amusement in watching the 4’11, 107 pound Chaos pull out the sofa-bed and putting the sheets and blankets on it.

Pein and Konan were happy with the fact that the quest room was big. It was the second largest room in the house, nearly as huge as Chaos’s. Konan seemed very happy that the room had a vanity mirror and a shower attached.

Kisame and Itachi seemed happy (well, one was happy and the other ‘hn’ed) that they got the best room of them all. Chaos tried to make a little bed of pillows and blankets on the floor so they could have the bed (she was still worried about inconveniencing them, despite Kisame’s reassurance) but that thought was stopped when Kisame tackled her onto the bed. He grinned at her before grabbing the pillow and blanket she’d set out on the ground and tossing it at her, telling her not to worry.

After everyone was aware of where they would be sleeping, Chaos made them gather in the living room to discuss house rules. She stood in her lazy boy with a pair of fake secretary glasses on, holding a blank piece of copy paper in her hand.

“Rule number one; you will not touch any of my shit unless I ask you to. Don’t even think of touching Brise’s shit because I’m not even aloud to do that. Rule number two; keep your fucking pants on. Do not strip for any reason. I don’t care if you’re on fire. Rule number three; do not wake me up at ungodly hours to complain. That’s what Brise is for. Rule number four; if you leave this house without permission, I will kill you. Seriously though, literally everyone knows who you are. Unless you want to get attacked by rabid fangirls, stay inside. Rule number five; do not leave your shit lying around. I’m a klutz and will trip on anything. Then there’s Brise, who wears heels all the time, and can easily break an ankle. Rule number six; I’m not paying any hospital fees if you guys were being stupid. Let’s say Deidara tries to blow Tobi up and accidentally loses a hand, he’s not getting it back. Rule number seven; no jutsu’s, bombs, Sharingan-ing, eating people, sacrificing people, or murdering people. I’d rather not have the cops on my tail because my guests are idiots. Do I make myself clear?”

Tobi was recoiled in fear of the short girl, holding his pillow to his chest. The more emotional members of the Akatsuki stared at her in surprise while the stoic one’s simply nodded. Brise and Hidan were trying to hold in their shits and giggles at everything she had said, both having to smother their laughs when she had mentioned rule two.