Hazbin/ Helluva Onshots ( Requests: closed )

Sir. Pentious x Fem! Reader

      Requested by: darling_amafist

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I was just doing my casual shift at the Happy Hotel, when I saw on the news there was a turf war and angel dust was in it.

'Vaggie is gonna be up his ass about that especially with the news report' And just like I had thought 15 minutes later Vaggie, Angel, and Charlie walked through the door with Vaggie going on about something and then leaving with Angel who tried and failed terribly to make Charlie feel better.

About 5 minutes later there was a knock on the door and I heard the door open, close, then open again, and just to be slammed again. I was confused so I peeked around the corner of the kitchen since I was making dinner before they barged in, to see a nervous Charlie

"U-uh Vaggie" Charlie asked, and Vaggie let out a groan "ughh what?" She asked annoyed.

"T-the radio demons at the- at the door" Charlie said making very awkward hand motions, but this got Vaggies attention. "WHAT?! Well don't let him in." Vaggie said but ignoring her girlfriends advice ( Yes I ship Vaggie and Charlie get over it )

      -Cue Alastors singing to the explosion-

By then I'd walked back into the kitchen and didn't really care about Alastors presence as long as he doesn't disrupt me. But when I heard an explosion that grabbed my attention and I walked out.

"What the hell is going on? I heard singing and now this?" I then see a balloon in the sky and Sir. Pentious out of everyone was sitting in it. ( You know him from one day you went to the bar drunk and tried flirting with him and he seemed interested but turned you down saying he had to conquer hell first. )

"Ah, Alastor and y/n we meet again" I recognized him but didn't want to but before I could say anything I heard Alastor say "Do I know you?" And I had to hide a slight laugh.

          -Cue Alastor using his magic and dad jokes and walking back into the hotel and changing the name-

I went back to the kitchen to finish making dinner when I started hearing static and when I turned around I saw Alastor staring over my shoulder at what I was cooking.

"Ah- holy shit. Don't do that personal space man" I said gently pushing him back and going back to cooking.

"My apologies my dear.... What are you making?" He asked. "F/f ( favorite food )"

"Good dish. Have you ever made jambalaya?" He asked, "No but I've thought about making it I just can never find a good recipe"

"Well I could teach you my recipe if you'd like?" He asked.  "Hm sure... tomorrow?" "That works perfectly see you then." He said.

       -Cue more conversation because I can't think and I really don't want my family to see my phone screen right now-

After dinner was ready, I started telling people it was ready. 'Hm I'm not very hungry today.. I think I'll go on a walk'

I put on a small jacket shoes ( whatever type you want ) and walked out.

As soon as I'd started the walk I felt like I was being followed but brushed it off since that's a pretty normal feeling for hell. I mean people having a staring issue down here.

Once I'd walked pretty far I decided to turn around and head back but took a short cut through an alley since it was a quicker way back.

When I was about to exit the alley I was grabbed and pushed against the wall. "Hay- what the he-" the person cut me off by putting a hand over my mouth.

"Our encounter was cut short earlier but I wanted to invite you to my place." 'Wait I recognize that voice it can't be-' Once my vision came back from being slammed against the wall I realized my suspicions were correct and it was Sir. Pentious.

I tried to speak but he still had his hand over my mouth and he sighed. "If I let you cant scream okay?"

I nodded my head and he let go. "So why now all of a sudden are you seeking me out?" I asked. "Well ever since you... flirted? I think that's correct ( Yes you get wholesome snake Boi ) I have been feeling an odd way and you have been running through my mind like crazy!" He said sounding confused and annoyed.

'Okay this is new' "So you want me to go to your place so we can...?" I asked confused. "Ah well I was hoping we could talk about this... feeling over maybe tea?"

"Hm fine." I said still confused. "Great!" He responded overly excited.

       -Cue being at his house because I suck at writing in convos-

Once we were at his house he said make yourself comfortable while he went and got the tea.

I was amazed by the place to say the least it looked like it came straight from the 60s and I loved that Era. I saw a record player and decided to see what kind of music he listened to and put the needle on the record that was already in.

When I put the needle down 'Can't help falling in love by Elvis presley started playing ( Listen on youtube if you don't know it )

I knew the song and even started singing a bit till I felt I was being watched and turned around to see Sir. Pentious standing at the door way with his eyes closed as he seemed to be enjoying the music and my singing.

But he also appeared to be zoned out so I took this as a chance and kept singing as I made my way to him until I was close enough to whisper in his ear "Falling in love there Pentious?" I said and his eyes shot open and his hood flared.

"I-i maybe- I mean no! What gave you that impression?!" He asked clearly embarrassed.

"Aw and now your flustered" His hood went to hide his face and I just let out a chuckle.

"Cmon now I wanna see my snakes fa-" but before I could finish the sentence he had pressed his lips into mine still managing to hold the tea with his tail. Which oddly enough his lips tasted of the tea which sort of tasted like peppermint.

"Well that's a quick way to shut me up, do it more often" I said grabbing the tea and walking over to couch and putting the tea on the table.

He blushed a little but walked over and grabbed his cup and began drinking it. "So.. that feeling was... love?" He asked seeming confused.

"Yea I would definitely think so considering what you've told me." I responded.

"Hm. Well in that case would you want to live here so we can figure how to make this.. love thing work?" He asked slightly flustered. "I would love to." I responded.

     That was 4 months ago now me and Pentious have things figured out and I'm living with him full time and even helping with inventions his little egg bois call me different names and Charlie seemed to be supportive, as I expected but Alastor did not seem happy since him and Pentious don't really like each other. Me and Alastor still talk but not as much. But I'm okay with that I'm happy with Pentious and I'm hoping things don't change.

           1243 words ( not including intro with the tag and little key. It's only the words for the story ) Hope you enjoy though and glad I got it done and my family didn't ask what I was doing.