Australian Zombie Guide

Tip 1

Ok so this tip is the three basic things on how to kill a zombie.

1. Shoot them in the head. Ok so most of you are probably saying why am I mentioning this, when its the most common thing known. Well my reasons is that: there are large amount of people who are just plain dumbasses or stupid parents (responsible) won't let there children watch Zombie movies and they don't know where to shoot. It is most likely that in the heat of the moment and a meat-bag is chasing you down, you over react and shoot them in the; chest, leg, arm etc. (everywhere but the freaking head).

2. Double tap. Ok I know this is from 'Zombieland' but this would be very important to make sure the undead is really dead. For example: you just shot a zombie in the head (Great job for listening to rule number 1, ten points for you) but it did not blow up the brains (you lose points for that, mate). You are tapping it with your foot and all of the sudden, you become lunch for the disgusting meat-bag. O-OH! Sorry mate but I cant help you there, see you in hell.

3. When ever you get a chance; BURN THEM! It would be the utmost important to BURN them. Whether they are dead or the undead. This would also be great to kill the virus that would still be living on the dead-dead corpse. So you don't get the virus infected onto other animals or humans. However, beware of the fumes as that might help it become airborne.

So if you listen to these three rules to kill the undead. Then congratulations your not dead and by now you probably have killed your first Zombie. YAY!

*opens bottle of champagne and cheers*

Goodbye for now Zombie Survivors and remember to; Embrace your imitate death and know that there is no way I can save you from the meat-bags.

HAPPY HUNTING!!!!!