crack fic

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(Short haired Bucky) (I can no longer find the inspo for this, I'm sorry. It was hilarious inspo)

All with the help of Peter and partly his history teacher, Sam and Bucky will be making out in closets; their beds; and everywhere else 😎

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"Hey, Mr. Wilson! Look at these history photo books that my class gave us today, it was to show us fashion back then" (idk just go with it)

"Who's the hot one?"

Bucky choked on his drink, the two jumped and turned around, watching as the super solider coughed into his hand. "That's me"

"What"

"That one, right there" he tapped the one which Sam called hot "that's me"

"Wait- are you serious?!" Sam was ✨️flabbergasted✨️

Bucky sat the glass down on the counter "Super serious" he said, grinning and trying so hard not to laugh. "Wait- can I see that for a second, Peter?"

Peter nodded and handed the book over to Bucky, Bucky quickly flipped through the pages. His eyes scanned like one of a machines, super fast and flickering from side to side as he flipped at super speed.

The two were confused as to what he was doing until he flipped the book and exclaimed "There!"

They looked at were he was pointing, Sam taking note of his grin first: a small, skinny, blond haired boy standing next to Bucky, Bucky's arm around them "That's Steve"

"No way..." Sam mumbled in disbelief

"No way!" Peter exclaimed in disbelief

"I'm not lying that is one hundred percent Steve" Bucky said, laughing.

"Wait a damn second- gimme that" Sam said and snatched the book from the other, examining the photos closely with squinted eyes.

Bucky began pacing around, laughing his ass off "I told you! I TOLD EVERYBODY HE WAS A LITTLE TINY TWINK!"

Now it was Peter's turn to laugh his ass off, curling up on the ground and holding his stomach from where it felt he was training his abs "Did I use that right, Peter?"

Peter gave a nod and a shaking thumbs up since he couldn't stop laughing, mf just called captain America a twink 🤚💀

Sam glanced between the two, they were so cute like this, being happy and dying from laughter instead of their depression.

But went back to looking at the pictures:

In one Steve was wearing Bucky's jacket, it drooping off his shoulders as he held onto Bucky's waist giving him a large hug, Bucky's hands in the air and his eyes wide in shock.

Sam was jealous of that one. He wanted to hold Bucky like that, make him be a shocked cute angel.

Sam glanced back at the two, Peter had crawled over to Bucky and now they were both sitting on the couch, mumbling incoherent words and Sam wasn't even sure if they were speaking sentences, before rolling over laughing again.

Back down to the pictures Sam looked at another:

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"Peter! your book" Sam called.

Peter stopped just at the doorway, looking back "keep it" He said and winked before leaving, the door clicking shut behind him.

The co-workers exchanged a confused glance but shrugged off the kid's behavior: it was Peter.

And he was one with the force.

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"So uh, I can't believe you used to dress like that"

"Like what?"

"Like a thot"

"Excuse me?"

"No no, that was a compliment; you were sexy" Sam said with a smirk.

Bucky blushed and turned away, awkwardly chuckling and wheezing out "Oh my god..."

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