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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a jug of orange juice because it said "Concentrate"!

Yo mama so stupid, she scheduled an appointment with Dr. Pepper!

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "All drinks are on the house," she went and got a ladder!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer!

Yo mama so fat, when she went missing, they had to use her picture on all sides of the milk carton!

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