Random youtuber ships (BBS, Goons, frog house)

Incorrect quotes

(I was gonna write a story but I got a god awful sun burn yesterday and still don't wanna move an inch (this includes my finger, EVERYTHING HURTS SO MUCH) so have a shit tone of incorrect quotes instead :)

Pezzy: Here's two facts about me.
Pezzy: 1. I hate hot people.
Pezzy: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

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Terroriser , pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Lanai: Gray.
Vanoss: Grey.
Terroriser , turning to Nogla: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Nogla: Dark white.

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Nogla: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Terroriser : Neither.
Terroriser : Because it's twelve.

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Grizzy: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!

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Vanoss: Hey, do you know the password to Lanai's computer?
Terroriser : Fuck you, Vanoss.
Vanoss: Hey!!
Terroriser : No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouVanoss".
Vanoss: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Pezzy: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Isaac: From now on we will be using code names.
Isaac: You can address me as Eagle One.
Isaac: Larry is "been there done that".
Isaac: Yumi is "currently doing that".
Isaac: Tanner is "it happened once in a dream".
Isaac: Nick is "if I had to pick a dude".
Isaac: And Grunk is..
Isaac: Eagle Two

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Blarg: Wake me up-
Puffer: Before you go go
SMii7y: When September ends
Grizzy: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Ethan: Soup! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Soup: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Terroriser: I am literally evil incarnate.
Terroriser: I'm not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Terroriser: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I'm making a conscious effort

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Terroriser: Vanoss annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Nogla: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Terroriser: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

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Droid: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.

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Blarg: I've only ever said 'I love you' to two people in my entire life: SMii7Y and a guy in a dark club.

SMii7y: Who mistook for me... Right?

Blarg: ...

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Isaac: What do we think of Larry?
*pause*
Yumi: *sighs* Nice pal...
Tanner: I think they're gay.

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Puffer: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that

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Droid on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Droid on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

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Simple: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Grizzy: ...What???

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Blarg, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Puffer, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Kryoz, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
SMii7y, trembling: What are we playing?!

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Pezzy: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

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Droid: No thanks.
Droid: I'm god.

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Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Mcnasty, with Blarg and Dooo behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes...three.
Mcnasty: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Mcnasty: Soup FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Soup: It's time to turn this into a real business.
Dooo: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Blarg: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Blarg: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Grizzy: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Puffer: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
SMii7y: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Puffer: *flips the board*

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Puffer: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars...

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Isaac: So, you lied to me?
Yumi: That depends on how you define lying.
Isaac: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Yumi: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position