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FISHBONE!? (Puffer x joel...smut)

Never in my life did I think I'd be writing about a fucking puffer fish and a plastic skeleton 🧍

(Puffers POV)
I was lying on the bed I had dragged into my office for a sleep stream, I was exhausted and had just ended the stream. Too tired to get up and go to my bed, I decided to just sleep there for the night.

"What the fuck did you do to me?" I heard an unfamiliar voice quietly mumble, I quickly sat up now feeling more awake than ever as my eyes raced around the room. On the couch right next to me, I saw a pale guy with white stringy hair and eyes that looked black, I moved off the mattress into a corner trying to find something to defend myself with.

"Who the fuck are you!?" I shouted, he looked offended as if I should already know.

"Are you kiddi- it's me, Joel. Dumbass." He murmured, if my eyes got any wider I'm sure they'd fall out.

"How-? No no, that doesn- that doesn't make any sense!" I say frantically still trying to piece together what's happening, taking a closer look at him I could see he was indeed where Joel was, and what should be a plastic skeleton is gone. I also see that he doesn't have any legs just like Joel.

"What, never watched Toy Story? And where the fuck are my legs dude!" He yelled, without saying anything I searched the room again. Finding his discarded legs and tossing them to him, cringing at the way he just snaps them together with a disgusting sound.

"So uhm, how long- have you, uhm ho-"

"Always." He cuts me off. "I've always been alive." He says walking over to me and helping me up from the ground, once I stand up I feel dizzy but I also feel like I've been sleeping for weeks and could stay awake for a whole year.

"Did you, feel pain?" I asked shyly worried that he'd take some kind of revenge, and what worried me more is that dispute him being relatively skinny he was a good one or two inches taller than me.

"Yeah, but I don't care to be honest." He says shrugging his shoulders, I nod and start thinking about all the times I've hit and thrown him while contemplating apologizing. Then all of a sudden I remember a very specific moment with him.

"Wait so, when I like, quote on quote 'kissed you.' Did you uhm..."

"Mhm, felt that too." He said moving to hold my face with one of his hands, I looked at him as he gently pushed me closer to the wall. Grin stuck on his face. "But I think I'd like it a lot better in this form." He said deeply, did I just watch my fake plastic skeleton come to life? Yes, is that a very weird and scary thing? Also yes, but fuck did I wanna kiss him. "Well, go on, kiss me then."

I looked at him confused about how he seemed to reply to my thoughts.

"You're thinking out loud." He chuckles, I sigh and just decide right then to risk it. Leaning into him and immediately being greeted by chapped lips, I move my arms up warping them around his neck. He moves his hand away from my face and pins it on the wall next to my head while pushing me fully against the wall, I feel shivers run through my body when he rubs his other hand against my side before resting it on my hip.

After a bit of time, he licks my lips, and as if I was completely out of my own control I slowly opened my mouth enough for him to quickly shove his tongue in. Not even giving me a second to try and dominate the kiss. I moan into the already very heated kiss when Joel pushed himself against me, now not once did I think about whether or not Joel had a dick. But I could feel it pushed against my thigh now.

Soon he pulled away leaving the both of us heavily panting, then he moved down to my neck leaving deep kisses and bites.

"Fuck Joel." I quietly whine tightly grabbing his shoulders. Joel removes the hand that was next to my head to grab both my hands. pinning them above my head instead, the other hand still holding my hip tightly. While trying to catch my breath I feel Joel bite down on a certain place on my neck that caused me to moan loudly as my eyes roll back.

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All of a sudden I'm back in my bed sweating, I look around the room to see sunlight dripping in the windows. I turn to the couch to see Joel not there, but once I turn to see him next to me on the bed like the normal plastic skeleton he is I feel my shoulder drop and I let out a relieved sigh. I don't remember him being next to me but maybe I moved him without remembering. Plus his legs were still gone like they normally would be.

I slowly walked to the bathroom checking myself in the mirror to see no bite marks, hickeys, or overall any bruises on my neck. Sighing again I splash myself with water and begin piecing together probably the wildest dream I've ever had.
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