"Whatcha doin up so late?" Joey asks as he enters the kitchen at around 2 in the morning.
"Eating a bag of frozen vegetables," you shrug, looking down at the bag in your lap.
"Did you...cook them? There's still frost on the bag," Joey rubs his eyes.
"Nope, didn't have the patience."
"So you're eating uncooked frozen vegetables?"
"It seems that's the case," you nod.
"And why are you sitting on the counter and not in the chair that's about 7 inches away from you?"
"Because I like the counter better."
"You're fascinating," Joey grabs a bottle of water from the fridge. "Is this something you usually do when we're all asleep?"
"Nah, I just had a craving."
"What, are you pregnant or something?"
"Don't tell me you've never had a slightly unconventional craving at an inconvenient time before," you scoff.
Joey stops for a second before giving you a relenting nod.
"See? There we go."
...
"Y'know, you are absolutely welcome to sit on the part of the couch regularly used for sitting, right, and you don't always have to lay on the back?" Jim raises an eyebrow as he sits down next to your head.
"Yes, I do know. But there's something about the aesthetic novelty of laying on a sofa like this that really scratches an itch in my brain," you reply, reaching over and giving Jim's hair a nice ruffling.
"You can fall on your ass."
"And I have, multiple times. But I think that's symbolic of something."
"Are you high? Did Sid give you something?" Jim turns all the way to look at you.
"Not that I know of. I'm mostly just being a pain in the ass," you shrug.
Jim holds eye contact with you as he places his hand underneath your shoulder blade and pushes just enough to tip you over the back of the couch.
"You're a dick," you grumble as you stand up off the floor.
...
"You know, occasionally I walk by you, and if I'm holding like a book or mail or anything, I get the strange urge to just, tap it on your head, and I get it with no one else," you tell Sid as you hand him the bag of chips he asked for.
"Why would you tell me that?" the DJ laughs.
"I dunno, I just thought you should know that in case you happen to get bonked on the regular," you chuckle, sitting down next to him. Sid frowns a bit at you.
"What?" you cock your head to the side.
Sid simply pats his lap.
"Ah, right," you nod.
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yall i wrote an entire chap and it wasnt too bad and wattpad just deleted it >:(
anyway i hope this is good enough while you wait for a better chap from me
YOU ARE READING
ya got napped by the knot
Fanfictionruh roh, slipknot's kidnapped you just a little slice of lifey episodic type thing, i don't think there's going to be too much of a plot
