𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗞𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧 ❣ 𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴.

26. stranger danger

TITLE: stranger danger
GENRE: fluff, crack, mature

SUMMARY: donghyuck and renjun met when they accidentally switch bags from the convenience store. when renjun goes home, he opens the bag and sees a lot of condoms inside.

note: just randomly thought of this idea few months ago, but didn't have the time to write because of college. but here you go, enjoy!
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Renjun sits down on one of the available seats in the convenience store, placing the paper bag on the table. He then takes a sip of his Slurpee and scrolls in his phone.

"Hey," someone approaches his table and politely asks, "Do you mind if I sit here? Are you with someone?"

Renjun lifts up his head to look at the person, and he was stunned. What a handsome guy. "Uh, no... sure, you can sit."

The guy smiles and sits in front of him. "Thanks." He places his paper bag on the table and sips on his iced coffee. He pulls out his phone from his pocket and texts someone.

When Renjun finishes his Slurpee, he grabs his paper bag—or at least he thought it's his paper bag—without looking at it before standing up. He goes to the trash bin to throw away the cup of Slurpee. He then finally gets out of the convenience store and crosses the other side of the street.

He walks until he reaches his apartment. He unlocks the door and steps inside. He sighs, closing the door behind. He flops his butt on the sofa and puts down the paper bag on the center table.

He starts to open it and he doesn't expect what he just saw. He's confused as well. "What the heck! This is not my paper bag—why are there so many condoms here?"

On the other side, Donghyuck does not notice that the guy in front of him earlier has already left as he's been in his phone the whole time.

Markly:
dude, hurry up! where are you?
did you buy condoms?

You:
yes. just so you know, this
is fucking embarrassing! i hope
you get pregnant 🙄

Markly:
too bad, I don't have uterus 😜

He grabs the paper bag and opens it to check the condoms, but he was surprised to see some snacks inside. "Oh, shit. That guy accidentally grabbed the wrong one—fuck."

He brings the paper bag anyway and goes to buy some more condoms for his cousin to compensate for them being lost.

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Two weeks later...

Renjun enters the convenience store to buy himself Slurpee again—and attempts to find the guy he switched bags with. He's been very uncomfortable seeing the condoms everytime he opens his drawer, he doesn't even know why he put them there. He was actually planning to give them to one of his friends who has a boyfriend but he does not have time.

After paying for the Slurpee cup, he goes to the machine to fill it up with strawberry flavor. He puts the straw in and starts to sip. When he turns around, he is face to face with the guy he saw two weeks ago.

"You!" he says, "Where's my snacks?"

The guy chuckles at him. "Oh. I already consumed them. Thanks, by the way." A smile is followed.

Renjun frowns and is about to smack the guy on his shoulder but he doesn't continue. He sighs, "The condoms... I want to bring them back to you. I'm really sorry for grabbing the wrong bag."

"Well, where's the condoms? Can I have them now?"

"It's... in my apartment."

The guy smirks, "Can you take me to your place, then?"