In Imp City located in hell, the sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled IMP Headquarters, where there's a "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. Inside the office, a tall imp boss is walking in front of a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.
Blitzo - Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... Moxxie. Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?
Millie - What about a car wash?
Blitzo - This is, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?
Moxxie - We can't afford a billboard, sir.
Blitzo Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?
Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs, Wraith cuts a person head open with his guitar axe. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.
Blitzo - Ahh, those were the good times.
Wraith - Some of my best work. If I do say so myself.
Moxxie - I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.
Wraith - Wait What?!
Blitzo - Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!
Millie - People love musicals, sir.
Blitzo - Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?
Moxxie - Sir--
Blitzo - 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.
Blitzo - I can't believe you, Moxxie! After I made you employee of the month!
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Wraith laughs at the picture
Wraith - I think he got your best side, Mox.
Moxxie - Okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!
