Spring Broken

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On an average day in the Pride ring, the I.M.P crew drives through IMP City in their van.

In the van, Blitzo messes with the radio and starts singing poorly

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In the van, Blitzo messes with the radio and starts singing poorly.

Blitzo - I love this song! 

Blitzo then begins to sing the song "Mustang Dong" on the radio very poorly.

Blitzo - ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair!  

Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, with a face of mild annoyance at his singing. Moxxie covers his non-existent ears in the back with Wraith on his phone while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.

Blitzo - ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫

Wraith looks from the back seat with a slightly disgusted stare due to the song lyrics but then gets a text from V

                                                                                                   V - Starting at the new office today wish me luck.

Wraith - Good luck Babe.                           

The van drives into an old crowded parking lot outside their office building.

Blitzo ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫

But before they can park a pink car speeds into the remaining parking space.

But before they can park a pink car speeds into the remaining parking space

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Blitzo - Oh, shit! Fu-

Blitzo slams onto the van brakes making it skids to a stop and glares at the pink car that cut him off. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".

Blitzo - Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!

Blitzo pulls out a megaphone opens the van window and yells into it.

Blitzo pulls out a megaphone opens the van window and yells into it

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