On an average day in the Pride ring, the I.M.P crew drives through IMP City in their van.
In the van, Blitzo messes with the radio and starts singing poorly.
Blitzo - I love this song!
Blitzo then begins to sing the song "Mustang Dong" on the radio very poorly.
Blitzo - ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, with a face of mild annoyance at his singing. Moxxie covers his non-existent ears in the back with Wraith on his phone while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.
Blitzo - ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
Wraith looks from the back seat with a slightly disgusted stare due to the song lyrics but then gets a text from V
V - Starting at the new office today wish me luck.
Wraith - Good luck Babe.
The van drives into an old crowded parking lot outside their office building.
Blitzo - ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
But before they can park a pink car speeds into the remaining parking space.
Blitzo - Oh, shit! Fu-
Blitzo slams onto the van brakes making it skids to a stop and glares at the pink car that cut him off. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".
Blitzo - Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!
Blitzo pulls out a megaphone opens the van window and yells into it.
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