Ozzie's

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At the I.M.P office in Imp City Loona is at her desk reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Versoika Mayday on the cover and is drinking out of a glass bottle. 

She places the bottle on an open page of the Grimoire, but the bottle falls off the table

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She places the bottle on an open page of the Grimoire, but the bottle falls off the table. The book's page glows and creates a portal to the Human world. A tree falls in the office along with the head of a lumberjack as Moxxie pops out of the leaves with a chainsaw, Wraith walks out with bloody claws grinning, and then Blitzo with an ax.

Wraith - Man it's good to go wild! Sometimes.

Blitzo - Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth, and yells excitedly.

Millie - I'm still so jazzed up!

She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over to the rest of the group.

Moxxie - Well you better stay jazzed, babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo - Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie - Actually, sir, it's our one year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

Millie - Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie - Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie - Moxxie!

Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin making him groan.

Millie jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin making him groan

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Blitzo - Ugh, can you two not?

Moxxie - I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?

Blitzo - No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

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