Helluva Boss x male reader

C.H.E.R.U.B

In the domain of heaven, the gates open to a location called Cherub Town where a cherub named Cletus shows up.

Cletus - Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!

The Cherubs began to sing their version of the I.M.P jingle.

A man is skydiving from an airplane and pulls the ripcord to release his parachute, only for it to snap off instead. He splats onto a rock which is covered by a censor cloud bubble that reads "OWIE!"

Collen - ♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫

 A different person gets run over by a speeding train as "Oh No!" appears on another censor cloud.

Keenie - ♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫

A man accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun. "Oopsie!" is seen in another censor cloud.

Kylie - ♫ Does it hurt you through and through? ♫

 A struggling man hanging from a noose as his face turns blue a stylized version of Cletus's head fades into view with a sad face and a tear running down his cheek as the man is now foaming from the mouth.

All - ♫ When your face is turnin' bluuuuue? ♫

Collin - ♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫

Keenie - ♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫

Cletus - ♫ We can help keep them alive, ♫

All - ♫ So you can watch them thrive! ♫

All four of them pose together as an orange logo appears with a registered trademark symbol. The letters appear as they are sung.

All - ♫ 'Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.! ♫

Cletus rescues a woman from a pack of wild animals. Keenie pushes a scared Collin in front of them, as he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it.

Collin - ♫ We'll save your honeybun from dying violently! ♫

The C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears again.

All - ♫ 'Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫

Cletus is shown waving a dismissive hand at a person handing him a handful of dollar bills.

Keenie - ♫ No, we never even ask a fee! ♫

Collin and Keenie give each other a hug in a yellow heart background.

Collin - ♫ Because good people spread the love! ♫

Small hearts of light spread out around a spinning Earth in space.

Keenie - ♫ And we're here for all above! ♫

A stressed Collin rapidly writes on piles of paperwork in an office.

Cletus - ♫ We do the paperwork for you! ♫

Kylie lifts a boulder with air from a woman trapped under and flattened by a boulder, who gives her a thumbs up.

Kylie - ♫ And the heavy liftin', too! ♫

The Cherub crew comfort a wounded man after a car crash. he is bleeding profusely from a neck wound.