The Harvest Moon Festival

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Stolas sighs in enjoyment at Stolas's mansion as Blitzo is lighting a cigar in Stolas' bed and folds his arms behind his head. As Stolas talks to him with his arms tied up.

Stolas - I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon.

Stolas is wearing a ball gag and harness, with his hands tied to the headboard with rope.

Blitzo - When this happens, it's not something I fuss about...

Blitzo uses the cigar from his mouth to burn the rope, freeing Stolas, who takes Blitzo's cigar from him and takes a long drag of it.

Blitzo - But, do you need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll.

Stolas - As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my grimoiiiiiire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself.

Stolas puts the cigarette out on one of Blitzo's horns and pinches his cheek before Blitzo shoves him away.

Stolas - The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals.

Blitzo feels something in his mouth and pulls out a feather in disgust.

Blitzo - Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never really been. I hear it's full of inbred chucklefucks.

Stolas - Oh! Why don't you all join me and Wraith at the festival? I can guarantee you all...

Stolas pulls the covers over his head and his head appears near Blitzo's crotch.

Stolas - ...special access~ 

Blitzo - Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards and Wraith is a one-man army. Okay? was a one-time thing we did badly.

Stolas stands up with the covers on his head. He does a playful owl head tilt.

Stolas - I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year.

Blitzo - Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway.

Stolas - Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait...

Blitzo - Oh, fuck my clients!

Stolas gets out of bed and puts on his robe.

Stolas - I'm going to tell Wraith we're leaving in the morning.

Blitzo - Okay whatever.

Stolas walks out of his room and walks down the hall to Wraith's room.

In Wraith's room, he's in bed with Verosika watching TV after their usual session.

Wraith - I can't believe you have me watching this.

Verosika - You know you like them.

Wraith - Yeah and you.

Wraith and Verosika go in for a kiss but are interrupted by a knock at the door.

Wraith - Wait here.

Wraith gets out of bed as Veroskia watches the show, as Wraith gets to the door he opens it slightly and sees Stolas.

Wraith -Hey Dad.

Stolas - Ah Wraith I just came to say we're leaving in the morning.

Wraith - That's good dad.

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