Mostly gonna focus on the original 13 or the south
1: Delaware o l d
2: Georgia and Florida hate each other (All of Florida's neighbors hate him)
3: Louisiana and Florida aren't related at all but have a sibling relationship and bully the actual siblings (Alabama/Mississippi, North/South Carolina) for fun
4: Mississippi and South Carolina, first two states to secede, are okay friends (other than the fact that both of the, almost died but yk, not relevant 😘 ["Haha, imagine losing" —Ohio {General Sherman, who captured SC, was born in Ohio}])
5: Massachusetts: I THINK IT'S TEA PARTY TIME (/REF)
6: When you realize a lot of states are older than the UK (Not the same person as England): 😨
7: Most states are Native American... don't I love human traffi- (this is a joke)
8: New York helped murder his father (Iroquois Confederacy)💀
9: Maine and Florida are in a group called "The four corners of the contiguous USA because we're better than Alaska and Hawaii", which is just a group of the states in the corners of the continental USA where they bully the shit out of each othe- ("COPYRIGHTED" —Four-Corners Region [Colorado, NM, Arizona, Utah])
10: "God will strike me down, THAT MFER'S CHEATING. THAT. MFER. IS. CHEATING." —Virginia, circa 1865
11: Virginia still salty abt West Virginia's existence (history 💪💪)💀
12: "Alright, just come out already, 'my only relevant city is NYC', we know you're gay"
13: Ohio and Michigan's relationship: "Stop existing" "No u"
14: "Florida is not part of the south. Do not associate us with him." —Alabama and Georgia
15: Texas and Oklahoma/California's relationship (quote taken from a video): "Hey Texas, have you heard abt Candi-" "YOUR MOTHER NEVER LOVED YOU."
Yeah, y'all only get 15 for now since I haven't developed shit since the PNW/Cascadia Region is obviously better😋
Also map of everyone's feelings abt Florida 😍
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