Willow: *Screams*
Draco: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Theo: Should we do something?!
Blaise, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.Willow: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Davina: Wasn't your dad with you?
Kol: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.Willow: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Draco: I don't know how to do that.
Theo: I don't wear a watch.
Blaise: Time is a construct.Davina: What do you think Willow will do for a distraction?
Kol: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Kol: ... or they could do that.Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Willow: Shit.
Draco: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Theo: OH MY GOD BLAISE FELL OFF!!!Willow: We need to get through this locked door. Uncle Elijah, give me your credit card.
Elijah: Here.
Willow, pocketing it: Thanks. Aunt Hayley, kick down the door.Willow: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Draco: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Theo: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Blaise: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake, just so I can eat the frosting.
Willow: If you touch my birthday cake, I'll make you eat your hands.
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Willow
FanfictionWillow Heather Mikaelson, Kol Mikaelson's eleven year old daughter, who is accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.