Error POV:
I stood by Nightmare, gazing into the purple room. It didn't take long for me to notice a girl sitting huddled by a couch and behind an ottoman in the room.
I said, my voice glitching, clearly annoyed. "N!ghtmare, the n3west gang m3mber is j-just @ child." He's wasting my time!
Nightmare replied, "Yes. Just wait," and started staring directly at the child. I noticed the child's breathing growing faster, piquing my interest. As I observed the girl, my view was limited, but suddenly a blade was aimed directly at Nightmare. Acting swiftly, I created a web of blue string, catching the knife before hurling it back at its sender. However, my aim has always been shit, causing the knife to miss its target and instead land inside the wall.
"I told you to stop." Im assuming that was the child.
"error, i could have handled that." Nightmare said with a smug smile.
I looked away. Asshole i thought. "0h shuT up." I said clearly annoyed. "And wh@t did you do, like m3ntally provoke her?" I asked a bit annoyed at what caused the attack.
"Error I tell you all the time, I sense emotions. I'm not a mind reader." He says and I roll my eyes. "Go introduce yourself." He says and I glare before he pushes me away with a tentacle. Of course I start to glitch out though catch myself with my strings and look down at the child.
"A$shole.." I mutter under my breath.
"Stop looking at me" The child spoke, and I turned my gaze back to Nightmare, confused by the situation.
He smirks and shrugs which I have no clue what means. "Do what you want, don't get killed. I need you for other missions later"
Still confused, I glanced back at the child, stop starinh as asked before, and then I simply sat down. "So, uH, y0uR th3 n3we$T m-mem-ber-er."
"If that is what that goopy asshole wants to say then yes." The kid spoke without hesitation, and I stifled a laugh.
"H!s n@me is n!ghtm@re." I pointed out, and the child glared, retrieving the knife from the wall.
"I'm not calling him that. He doesn't scare me." The child said blankly, holding the knife.
"H3 sure d!d soM3thing t-to scare yOu b@ck there." I said blankly, my gaze shifting around the room. Before I knew it, the sound of the knife being thrown reached my ears, prompting me to swiftly wrap blue strings around it to stop it, and then I hurled it back once more. "I wAs just saying-ing." I tease, finding it rather fun to get on people's nerves.
The child sighed and set the knife down.
"So-o-o. I'm assum!ng t-that y0u d3cor@ted this room-om-oom?" I asked. Most of the walls were painted in shades of purple, with a television mounted on one wall and a bed positioned against another. Surprisingly, she opted to sit beside the couch. Notably, there was a large wooden bookshelf on the wall opposite the television, filled to the brim with books.
"I like purple." she said simply.
"I c@n see t-that," I responded before shifting my gaze back to the floor. The hardwood flooring contrasted with the comfort of the large plush rug I was seated on. "So-o-o. Wh@t m-makes YOU worthy 0f joining th3 gang?" I inquired. Usually, Nightmare manipulates people into joining, people with some sad sob story, but they're usually Sans AUs and adults. Though, clearly, she is neither a Sans AU nor an adult. What, eight? I don't know, she seems to possess a quite large vocabulary for her age, if she is eighr of course.
"If your gonna annoy me, just go," She said curtly.
"Yeah Error, your soooo annoying." a new voice chimed in. I glared back at Killer, recognizing his unmistakably annoying voice.
"Shut the h3ll up k!ller. g0 annoy N-nightMare 0r sOmeth!ng." I said, my voice glitching with annoyance. I promptly wrapped blue strings around him and used them to throw him out of the way of the open door. I sat up and followed him out of the room.
Horror POV:
I was rummaging through the fridge for leftovers when I noticed Error's pack of chocolate bars. Seizing the opportunity, I discreetly grabbed one and sneaked away dramatically, as one might say. That's when I noticed an open door. Typically, that door remained closed since nobody used that room, so I curiously peeked around the corner. To my surprise, I found myself in a purple room adorned with a couch, a TV, a bookshelf, and a bed. This room had never been here before, or at least not in this form, which left me feeling perplexed. Nevertheless, it seemed like the perfect hiding spot to devour Error's chocolate, so I flicked on the light and closed the door.
I heard a hissing sound and instinctively jumped, "ERROR, DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING CAT IN HERE?! I'M GONNA EAT IT IF YOU DID!" I yelled, and he stormed to the doorway.
"H0RROR, IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING CAT ILL K!LL YOU! Wait. oH.. your in her r0om." Error said, and I looked at him, visually confused.
"Excuse me, what the fuck is going on? I have work to do, assholes," Boss said, and I have no clue of when he had arrived.
"ERROR WHO THE FUCK
IS 'HER'? IS THAT YOUR CAT?" I asked, utterly confused.
"n0, DUMBASS!" he yelled
"STOP YELLING, I'M RIGHT HERE, ASSHOLES!" I heard a girl's voice, and as I turned around, I saw a child yelling while holding a knife.
"Y0U SHUT Y-YOUR MOUTH, MISS ST@BBY!" Error yelled, and I turned my gaze back and forth between them, growing increasingly confused.
"Oh yeah, Horror. I forgot. That's the new member. Now shut your fucking mouths. I'm tired," Boss said, and something inside broke.
"Boss, that's a fucking child," I said.
"Wow, you have a fucking brain. Yes, it is. Now shut the hell up and stop yelling."
"H0rror.." Error says, looking angry.
"Yes?" I asked, still utterly confused.
"Is th@t..my fucking.. CHOCOLAT3?!" he yelled, and I immediately began to dash off.
(Ok have this random crap I don't know cause I'm up way early)
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-The Vigilante in the Castle- Undertale Aus Fanfic
FanfictionYes, this does have a self insert of a child me, and NO I ABSOLUTELY will NOT be shipping myself with any character, because I don't like any character. Its also a child. This might be cringe so read at risk, and also it might have mature language a...
