Dora had been working hard all month. She had been good with her money, and Al Capone had helped her out a lot getting started. And, as a bonus, there weren't a lot of drug rings in her area and there was always such a high demand for drugs.
One day, about a month and a half after Dora had started this wild ride, she was getting statistic reports. Since Boots wasn't thrilled about working for her in the first place, he had become in charge of the mathematics part of things.
What Dora heard from Boots was shocking.
"Now, in our company's numbers are skyrocketing," Boots explained, pointing at the incoherent graph chart. Dora couldn't understand what it said because, once again, she was five. "While we have had to spend a lot of money on production, Al Capone has helped us out greatly, and now our dealers are in such high demand that-"
"Yeah, I get it, I'm good at my job," Dora groaned, rolling her eyes. "But can you at least explain to me the actual numbers?"
Boots took a deep breath, resisting the urge to bitch slap Dora. "Dora, we have made about nine hundred-eighty thousand dollars."
"And that means... What?" Dora was too impatient to figure out what that meant herself. And she was also still a five year old and had not aged in the past five minutes.
"Dora," Boots was taking his time to be patient with her, but his need to stab someone was slowly overpowering that. "We've made almost a million dollars."
"A million dollars!?" Dora shrieked, standing up. "That's literally an infinite amount of money! Boots, I knew we could do this!"
Boots sighed, watching as Dora climbed onto her desk and kicked several things over. She rushed over towards Boots and wrapped her arms around him. She shook him violently in one of the tightest hugs of his life.
"You really don't understand the concept of money, do you?" He asked as Dora released him.
"Not really, but that's okay!" She pumped her fist in the air and ran back over to her desk. She picked up her phone and very quickly dialed a number. "Ah, I have to tell Al about this! Ooh, maybe we could do some coke together to celebrate!"
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Dora the Explorer Starts a Pyramid Scheme
ActionOne day, Dora decides to start a new business, though, it isn't quite legal... After a month, Dora has started a massive drug ring/ pyramid scheme and is worth millions. She's at the top of the world, but then Swiper begins to threaten her drug ring...
