AN: This is literally a crackfic (Get it, cuz of all of the drugs they do? Ha. Ha ha. Heh.
Anyways...
Business was going great. Dora was in charge of a massive drug factory that definitely didn't use child labor and she had several dealers out on the street making her money. She had only been doing this for about two weeks, but with Al's help, she was able to get things going perfectly right of the bat.
While the Map and Backpack were fine with this new development, Boots didn't like Dora's decision to become a drug lord. Boots stayed behind in the forest and it had been a while since Dora had seen him. One day, she decided to pay her old friend a visit.
"Hey, Boots!"
"Don't sell me drugs," he sighed.
Dora groaned. "I wasn't going to do that... I was just gonna ask you if you wanted to sell other people drugs!"
"Excuse me?"
Dora smiled. "Selling drugs doesn't mean that you have to do drugs," she explained. "Besides, it's fun, it's profitable, and you would get to hang out with me all day again!"
Boots stared at her for a moment, seriously debating whether or not to do it. He nodded. "Okay."
"Okay?" Dora's eyes lit up. "Seriously? You'll do it?"
"Sure, I guess...?" He winced as Dora began dragging him through the woods.
"Don't worry!" She laughed. "You're not going to regret this! Once you see the factory, you'll realize what a great decision you've made!"
AN: Ah, I remember my first time dragging my friends into a pyramid scheme... is this a joke? You'll never know.
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Dora the Explorer Starts a Pyramid Scheme
AksiOne day, Dora decides to start a new business, though, it isn't quite legal... After a month, Dora has started a massive drug ring/ pyramid scheme and is worth millions. She's at the top of the world, but then Swiper begins to threaten her drug ring...
