Mafioso Vacation

We only see each other at weddinngs and funerals 2/2

I'm diverting from what I was originally doing. Instead of doing an accurate rewrite I'm going to be following the episode with time stamps and just writing Dazais pov as he snoops and experiences peices of plot.
It will be confusing because he will not know the full extent of the plot you'd get from the show instead it's more like you're experiencing the plot as if you were him. I think it's be more fun
I PROMISE ITLL GET MORE INTERESTING LATER IM JUST TRYNA GET THE BASE LINES DONE RN!! That, and Dazais gonna be like... healig throughout this fic so in the first few chapters he's gonna be really reserved and silently judgey.

Dazai is slightly more temperamental in this fic bcs he's technically still a teenager 🤷‍♀️
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Dazai stood slightly behind the hoard of siblings, arms crossed behind his back as he followed the new boy with his eyes.
"What's the date? The exact date." The boy asked, extenuating the word 'exact' as if he were talking to a bunch of toddlers.

Vanya responded quickly, cutting off Luther from answering. "The 24th.."

"Of what?" He nearly snapped again, setting down the ingredients to make a marshmallow sandwich.

"Of march.." Vanya said, seeming to retreat into her shell again.

Luther opened his mouth and hesitated before saying; "so are we going to talk about what just happened?"

Dazai snickered, bringing a bandaged hand up to cover his mouth when everyone turned to look at him. "Yes.. I'd quite like to know what that little display foretells."

The boy raised his brow, giving Dazai an incredulous look. "Oh, you're still here? I figured you would have toddled off to father by now.. being his little bitch and all." Dazais eye twitched, 'who the hell does this kid think he is?' Though he kept his mouth shut, preferring to instead scoff at the rude comment and take a few lanky steps forward. He stood practically three feet over the boy, glaring down at him with a frighteningly dark look. "Watch who your calling a bitch. Last I checked you were daddies little pet too."

The boy didn't so much as flinch, but his eyes narrowed. Despite how well Dazai is at reading through the complex emotions that befall another in his shadow of fear, he cannot read this boys. Whether it be a look of fear, resentment, anger? Who knows. Dazai certainly doesn't.

They stood in a sort of standoff for a minute before Luther very loudly stood from his chair, causing a high pitched scraping noise to grate into Dazais skull and tear his eyesight away from the boy. Luther cleared his throat before speaking, "It's been 17 years."

Five just looked at him before he scoffed. "It's been a lot longer than that..." he basically hissed at him, using a teleport circle to phase from in front of Luther to behind him and grab a bag of.. something.

"Definitely haven't missed that.." Luther muttered, giving Five a half hearted glare before he did it again and made Luther roll his eyes.

"Where'd you go?" Diego asked, tone even but a layer of annoyance was slowly started to trickle in if his expression had anything to say.

"The future. It's a total shit show by the way."

"Called it!" Klause raised his hand triumphantly, knocking into Allison as he teetered backwards.

Five didn't pay him any mind, continuing on. "Ah, I should've listened to the old man. Jumping through space is one thing, jumping through time is.." he trailed off, his eyes going a bit glossy before he continued. "A toss of the dice."

Five looked down, messing with some of his ingredients before looking back up and the group and pausing for a second. "Nice dress," he commented before going back to what he was doing.