A/N: I saw this in Namless-Simp's preference book and thought it was halarious so yea go check them out they are an amazing author and they get full credit for the idea :)
"i'm gonna go fucking crazy on cowbell" -swiss
"idk if it's glitter or blood" -sodo
"those aren't bananas there pizza slices" -aether
rain: "what day is today?" sodo: "7"
"I don't know why you would fuck someone with your teeth but okay" -mountain to sodo
Aether: "are you dying of respitory distress?" Swiss: "no" Aether: "I wish"
"How the hell did I get a chickpea in my boob! See this is why I'm not a culinary major" -Cumulus
"I have man tits, it happens" -Aether
"OMG CUMULUS I JUST REALIZED OUR BOOTIES TOUCHED THE SAME SEAT, WE ARE BOOTY SISTERS!" -Cirrus
"What do you mean my adress isn't in the mcdelivery area" -Rain
Cirrus: Why do you think a woman's boobs grow when she's pregant? Sodo: Because the baby is pumping oxygen to the boob
"DON'T PISS IN PEEPAWS FLOWER POT" -mountain to sodo
"Perfume that make men ferral" -Cumulus
"we have oat milk, soy milk, aethers milk" -Swiss
"My coochie is a jungle down there" Swiss
"I need something to boos my self confidence......WHERES MY SNAPPLE" -Aether
sodo: "DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE THE TYPE TO GO IN MY SOCK DRAWER, TAKE A SOCK OUT, SHIT IN IT, AND THEN PROCEED TO HIDE IT?!" rain: "yes."
"my phone just had an orgasm" -Mountain
"you know i'm not the sharpest bulb in the box" -Rain
"I can play the kazoo with my pussy" -Terzo
"you know, when your numb gets leg" -rain
Cumulus: "your tampon will fall out," Cirrus: "Don't worry, Sodo will eat it."
let me know if yall want a part 2
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Ghost b.c Ghouls Oneshots/headcanons
FanficMost of these will be x reader, but I can make others upon request! Requests are always going to be open. These will be about the ghoul characters, not the people who play them. I hope you guys enjoy and please leave suggestions on how I can better...
