♡-03: my rules-♡

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"Yeah, I think I'm feeling alright or was it not, hey
Yeah, I think I'm feeling alright 아니면 아니었나, hey

My life trapped in repetition of math time lines
반복의 수학 시간 선들에 갇힌

Left foot, right foot, right foot, left foot is more comfortable
왼발 오른발이면 오른발 왼발이 편해"

0:19 ───────── 2:54

"Mr. Jung just left. What do you want? I'm having a tutoring session soon, so if you could be so kind, get out," Y/n said casually.

"Oh, that's funny, because Mr. Jung informed me today that I have a tutoring session right now at 4," Eunhyeok remarked. "So if you could be so kind, show me where my tutor is."

Y/n scrunched her eyebrows. "Wow, so funny. Well today is your lucky day. I'm your tutor."
As soon as the words left her mouth, the angry bird was out the door. Y/n quickly got up to follow him.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"Wherever you aren't. Goodbye." He tried to close the door behind him but Y/n stopped it with her hand.

"Just accept the fact that I'm your tutor. We'll do this for an hour. If it's that bad then we can stop, okay? Plus, you don't even know me so quit crying over spilled strawberry milk."

Eunhyeok let our a dramatic sigh. "Okay yeah whatever. Let's just get this over with." He grumpily took a seat in the desk farthest from where Y/n had placed her things.

"What the hell are you doing, redhead?" Y/n asked, annoyed.

"I want a five mile radius away from you, but this is the best I can do."

Y/n scoffed. What was his deal? "I'm not dealing with this right now. Can you please just come over here?"

Eunhyeok dramatically sighed again. "Fine." As he picked up his stuff Y/n heard him grumbling something along the lines of, "I didn't sign up for this stupid thing."

He plopped down in the seat next to Y/n and took out his pencil.

"So what're we doing."

"Let's tackle each subject one at a time. Let's start with math."

The redhead groaned. "Can we start with something easier? Like art or something?"

"What? No. This is tutoring."

"EXACTLY. Tutoring doesn't mean just we have to do boring subjects like math. You could have a tutor for art."

"Yeah but that's not what I'm here for. And that's not what you're here for either."

He threw his head in annoyance back before saying, "You know what? I hate you."

"Don't worry I hate you too."

Eunhyeok rolled his eyes. "Okay, we both hate each other. At least we could both agree on that. Now let's just get this stupid tutoring thing over with before my eyes start to melt just by looking at your face."

"If your eyes are gonna melt, then don't look at me, angry bird." Y/n rolled her eyes as well.

"Angry bird? Is that what you just called me you little shortie?"

"Is that all you could come up with? Shortie? It's not like I haven't been called that. But come on, you fireball tomato head, who dyes their hair red?"

"Uh, excuse you, but I was actually BORN with this hair color."

Y/n squinted her eyes in confusion. "No you weren't."

Eunhyeok gave her a You've got to be kidding me, right? look. "It's a joke, dummy."

"Well, I knew that but you just sounded so dead on serious about it."

"Like I'm going to believe that." Eunhyeok chuckled.

"Okay, so now–wait, I'm supposed to be tutoring you, not doing whatever we're doing!" Y/n quickly took out her math textbook and notebook.

"I'll end up studying the day before finals anyways so don't waste your time on me. Go study, yourself."

"B-but Mr. Jung assigned me to you!"

"I only agreed because he's gonna raise my grade to a C+ regardless," he said, pulling out his phone only to aggressively tap his screen to play Crossy Road.

Y/n sighed. Tutoring was much harder than she expected. If only she didn't have a lazy redhead with good looks–

"BUTTER COOKIE CINNAMON FRENCH TOAST STICKS I DIED, SMASHED MY HEAD INTO A CAR OR SOMETHING."

Y/n looked over curiously at the raging angry bird and gave him a look.

"Guess that's what happens when the chicken crosses the road."

"HAHA, what a knee slapper, oh HO HO!" Eunhyeok raised his knee and slapped it, making an echo in the classroom. Then his eyes widened as he saw a big red mark where his hand and skin made contact. "Owwwwwww, oh my! Goodness gracious me! Holy mother of god!! Yeehaw."

Y/n rolled her eyes.

"I think you need to kiss this boo boo," he said, sticking out his pointer fingers and putting them together. "Do it for your little brother uwu."

"I thought you said you were older than me."

"Well uhh," he muttered, scratching his neck, "I never did say that so your one singular brain cell must be not functioning properly."

Slamming her pen on the table, Y/n shrieked, "MY BIG CAN OF BISCUITS AND GRAVY! CAN'T WE JUST START THIS STUPID TUTORING? WHY ARE WE EVEN MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER WHEN YOU SHOULD BE LEARNING?"

She sighed. "Let's just start."

Eunhyeok put his hand to his chin in a thinking pose. "Fine, lil' ol' left sock, we can start studying only if we abide by my rules," he smugly said, wiggling his eyebrows.

"What rules..."

"We take a break every few minutes and uhh I'll come up with the rest of them as we go."

"Well, after your shenanigans we only have an hour and a half left so hurry up."

.·:*¨¨* ≈☆≈ *¨¨*:·.

The next few minutes consisted of the two actually studying for about five minutes before Eunhyeok proceeded to continuously stab Y/n with his pencil, taunt her by folding the corner of the book's pages, and purposefully launch erasers ten feet away.

When Eunhyeok launch another eraser at Y/n, she basically lost it.

"YOU LITTLE EXTRA CRUNCHY SPICY CHICKEN TENDER! That will be the last time you see your eraser." Y/n swiftly snatched Eunhyeok's eraser (from all the practice of operation steal strawberry milk) and she pocketed it.

"I beg your pardon, did you just take my pneumonoultra supercalifragilisticexpialidocious White Mr. Clean Squeaky eraser?"

"What the honking cat whiskers does that even mean?"

"WHAT IN THE BARKING FISH OUTTA WATER ARE YOU EVEN SAYING."

"SHUT UP YOUR LANGUAGE IS INFLUENCING ME ANGRY BIRD."

"CAN WE JUST START THIS TUTOR THING."

"THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO FOR THE PAST 45 MINUTES."

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