Credit to @ZafiroSkyStar
Ember: *singing harmoniously like, "Ahhhhhhhh," and floating down slowly*
Plagg: Uh-oh...
Tikki: Oh, no--
Ember: Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah, hallelujah, hall-e-lu-jah-haha.
Plagg: We have to eat dairy-free cheese, don't we?
Ember: What? No. Does that even exist? Bleck! This @ZafiroSkyStar is a genius.
Tikki: Meaning we have to tell the other kwamis some stupid thing, like that we're dating?
Ember: Oh, close. Someone dare them to do that, please.
Tikki: Where do these dares come from, anyway?
Ember: Oh, haha. Well-- uh, hahaha. Heeheehee. Ummmmm... Let's get on with the dares.
Tikki: But--
Ember: You, my friend, must sing-- hm... Yes! Baby Shark!
Plagg: *laughs so much he can't breathe*
Tikki: What the--
Ember: Ya know, baby shark, doo doo doo-
Tikki: I know how it goes.
Ember: Well, then, sing!
Tikki: *mumbling*
Ember: ...
Tikki: There.
Ember: CHEATER!
Plagg: *is dead*
____ ____
Ember: Tikki.
Tikki. No.
Ember: Yes.
Tikki: WHY ME?!
Ember: Why not you?
Tikki: *pouts*
Ember: I love making you suffer.
Tikki: Believe me, I know.
Ember: So? Will ya do it?
Tikki: No.
Ember: Yes.
Tikki: No.
Ember: Yes.
Tikki: No.
Ember: Okay. But, uh, you know-- *whispers in ear*
Tikki: NO! No, I'd *whispers in ear*
Ember: Then I'd *whispers in ear*
Tikki: *GASP* NO! Oh, fine.
Ember: Heh. So now go do it.
____ ____
Tikki: *is fulfilling the dare and is on "date" with Xuppu*
Plagg: *sees* *gets jealous*
Tikki: *is flirting with Xuppu*
Xuppu: *is flirting with Tikki*
Plagg: {Bet it's just a dare. NO, IT'S NOT! Yes, it is, but that DOESN'T MATTER, SHE'S MY SUGERCUBE, NOT HIS!} *turning the table over and taking his Sugarcube* BACK OFF, MONKEY! SHE'S MY SUGARCUBE, NOT YOURS!!
Tikki: *entire head=entirely red*
Xuppu: *scared, but pleased*
Ember: Last one, folks!
____ ____
Ember: Got it?
Plagg: Yeah. Not too hard. But afterward, I think I'll Cataclysm this Zaffy-mibobber Sky-Starry.
Ember: It's--
Plagg: Whatevah.
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Plagg: Boo.
Marinette: Wh--! Where'd you come from? Why are you here? Shouldn't you be with Chat?
Plagg: I mean, probably, but I came to ask for your blessing.
Marinette: My--what?
Plagg: To date Sugarcube, Tikki, the Kwami of Creation, and Queen of Cuteness and Gorgeousness.
Marinette: *eyes widen, a grin spreads, and starts dancing* Yes! *punching air* You got it! Go! Wait she's here-- no, she's asleep. But, yes!
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Plikki Dares
RomanceThis is where you dare Plikki. And I-- Ember, Kwami of Flame --will tell them the dares! They will do it, don't worry. Don't do anything dirty or lemon please, I feel weird just typing about it. Anyway, dare Plikki. STAY NICE TO ME PLEASE! Okay. God...
