Ember: *sing-song* Pollen!
Pollen: Yes, young queen?
Ember: Hm, I like being called that. There's a dare for y-- Oh, crap f****** s***! ******** **** ** ***** ** *****!
Pollen: Wh-what? You just said a very large number of the forbidden words, along with more modern curses.
Ember: Pollen, dear, what sort of flowers do you like?
Pollen: Oh, lots! Cypress, chrysanthemums-- wait, why?
Ember: For your grave.
Pollen: *squeak*!
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Grizzly bear, oh, grizzly bear is sleeping in a cave.
Please be very quiet, very very quiet.
If you wake her, if you shake her, she'll be very
MAD!
Pollen: *flirting with Plagg*
Plagg: *knows what's going on* So, what flowers did you say you liked? [You know, for your grave?]
Pollen: *trying not to be scared* Oh, chry-- I like chrysanthemums. And a-ap-ap-apple- apple bl-blossoms.
Tikki: *been watching* [FLOWERS?!?! WHY?!?! HE'S GOING TO GIVE HER FLOWERS?!?! I WARNED HER! I TOLD HER! MULTIPLE ******* TIMES! THAT'S ******** IT!] *creates a jack-in-the-box and makes it go over there and POP goes the-- BEAR?! POP GOES THE BEAR! RUN! Oh, never mind, it's not after us, it's after-- POLLEN! Whoops.* [Whoops. (That'll teach her.)]
Oh. Tikki's evil. Crap. ****.
All around the cobbler's bench, the bear chased the bee-ee. The bear was out to ki-i-ill her, fly, Pollen, fly-y.
Pollen: *screaming bloody murder* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm kidding. I'm not that cruel.
DoEs ThAt SoUnD fAmIlIaR?
Plagg: Oh. Unexpected. Crap. ***. F***. S***. Tikki, why'd you release a grizzly on the bee?
Tikki: Hmph. What makes you I did it?
Plagg: It's butt has the symbol of creation.
Tikki: Hmph. You should know why. Besides, it won't hurt her.
Hurt meaning injure. It would cause her pain, probably, if it caught her.
Ember: *in the distance* FLY, POLLEN! ACTUALLY FLY! NO! WAIT! I THINK THEY CAN CLIMB! HEAD FOR THE SKY! FLY! NO, POLLEN THE OTHER WAY-- NOT DOWN, RIGHT! UP AND TO THE RIGHT! SECOND STAR TO THE RIGHT, THEN STRAIGHT ON TILL MORNING! GO, GO, GO!
Pollen: *in the distance* AHHHHH! HELP! EE! EE! AH! NO! BEARS AND BEES ARE ENEMIES!! HEEEEEEEEELP!
Ember: *looks at audience, i.e. you* Wow, dark dare.
Plagg: Are you-- jealous, Sugarcube?
Tikki: *face flushes with anger and embarresment* NO, YOU STINKY IDIOT!
Plagg: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I don't believe you.
Tikki: Good for you.
Plagg: Can you call the bear off? I'm not supposed to use my power on living things, but neither are youuuuuuuuuuuu--
Tikki: [Crap! I broke the rules! AH! Oh, wait, it's the Demension of Daring Dares we can use are powers here-- but still! Why did I do it? I was-- jealous? No... no, I was-- not-- not-- OH NO! I CAN'T BE!] *flys off*
Plagg: Okay. I will have to stop a grizzly bear. Nah, I'll just-- stop a grizzly bear. TIKKI! CAN YOU CALL OFF THE BEAR?! Nope. No answer.
Pollen: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Plagg: Tikki, if you call off the bear, I will give you a kiss.
Tikki: Ha, ha. No. You will not kiss me.
Plagg: You can hit me if you call off the bear.
Tikki: ...
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Plagg: Wow, weird dream.
Tikki: Me too. I got mad at Pollen and summoned a bear or something.
Plagg: Oh, that was my dream, too.
Ember: Wow, weird dream. You, Tikki, made a bear or something because you got mad at Pollen.
Plagg: ...
Tikki: ...
Plagg: Wait...
Tikki: Was it--?
Plagg: So I DID get you to react to my acting! Dee-A-tee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Tikki: *hits him*
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Plikki Dares
RomanceThis is where you dare Plikki. And I-- Ember, Kwami of Flame --will tell them the dares! They will do it, don't worry. Don't do anything dirty or lemon please, I feel weird just typing about it. Anyway, dare Plikki. STAY NICE TO ME PLEASE! Okay. God...
