Pollen: Oh, that's amazing! They'll LOVE each other! Fabulous!
Ember: Well, yes, but... not for you.
Pollen: What? Oh... goodbye, my sweet, sweet life.
Ember: Goodbye, Pollen, my honeybee. You were always the one who brightened my mood. I will miss you greatly, my dear, favorite sister.
Pollen: Bye.
Ember: Also, do you like Sass?
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Plagg: *playing the piano* Da da da da daaa dada da da da da da daaa da da. Da da da da daa da da da da da da da daa da da.
Guess what song that is and I'll check out any book (not rated mature, not with lgbtq sorry) you want.
Tikki: [Who's playing that? Hmmmmmmm... it's coming from in here...]
Pollen: Hey, Plagg, didn't know you could play like that.
Plagg: Sh! You don't know I can play at all.
Pollen: Oooookay?
Plagg: Don't tell anyone.
Pollen: Please don't death-threat me, Plagg, Tikki's been doing that.
Plagg: What? Why? *oblivious*
Pollen: Well... I can't tell you. Or she'll kill me.
Plagg: Oh. *plays Hakuna Matata*
Pollen: ...
Tikki: *walks in* *sees Pollen* *sees Plagg playing*
Pollen: Wow, where'd you learn how to play th- Tikki. Uh, hello. How are you? Ummmm... I have things to do... and places to go... honey to harvest and... um... stuff. *scrams* [ALL I DID WAS SPEAK! ALL I DID WAS EXIST! WHY? WHY?!?!]
Tikki: Hey, Plagg.
Plagg: I feel like I'm missing something...
Tikki: Hm.
Plagg:
Tikki: So, was that you playing?
Plagg: Nope. It was the Genie. Remember the Genie? Blue guy, lived in a lamp, saved and freed by a master named Ali?
Tikki: ...Plagg, I know it was you.
Plagg: Yeah...
Tikki: Where'd you learn that?
Plagg: A-- my owner. His bad dad is a very rude dude who makes him practice piano. So he, my owner, plays stuff like Hakuna Matata and Arabian Nights. Also London Bridge.
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Tikki: Can you play that one that goes, Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dadada! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaa dadada!
Plagg: *playing* Wooooooooooooooooow, what a flower!
Ember: Oh, looks like a dare, let's finish this chapter.
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Ember: *shoves Pollen with tears in her eyes* Goodbye, my sweet sister.
Pollen: *crying* B-b-bye...
Ember: Shippy time. *grins because she's going to send Sass to save Pollen as she's about to die*
Plagg: I'm booooooooooooooooooooored.
Pollen: Hi, Plagg.
Plagg: Sup.
Pollen: Oh, thank you. I, um... don't see any food.
Plagg: Yeah, my owner just says that when he sees his friends or someone. I don't know why.
Pollen: Was there food?
Plagg: No.
Pollen: ...Well, that's very confusing.
Plagg: I prefer cheese.
Pollen: I prefer honey.
Tikki: I prefer you stay away from Plagg.
Ember: I prefer rice and spaghetti.
Percy: I prefer blue cookies.
Sass: I prefer Pollen.
Pollen: *blushes* ...
Sass: *blushes* Uh, uh... uhmmmmm...
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Tikki: [Why does she always talk to Plagg? There are so many kwamis other than him... Just because he's the best, doesn't mean she has to ALWAYS choose to talk with him. She can talk to Sass, Trixx, Wayzz, Mullo, Xuppu, or Kaalki, but she chooses Plagg!]
Plagg: *simping over cheese* So beautiful...
Pollen: You're not even listening...
Tikki: *hears, "so beautiful" and thinks he is talking about Pollen and gets very distressed* [He-- he... he... he doesn't... he doesn't... l-- l-l-l-li-like-- Pollen?]
Stuttering in her thoughts. Geez.
Pollen: Yeah, you don't even care.
Plagg: Full of dairy goodness. So yummy.
Tikki: Pollen, can we talk? *drags off Pollen*
Plagg: *oblivious* So delicious and full of dairy...
Pollen: [I am so dead.]
YOU ARE READING
Plikki Dares
RomanceThis is where you dare Plikki. And I-- Ember, Kwami of Flame --will tell them the dares! They will do it, don't worry. Don't do anything dirty or lemon please, I feel weird just typing about it. Anyway, dare Plikki. STAY NICE TO ME PLEASE! Okay. God...
