Dare number IDK

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Credit to @ZafiroSkyStar

Ember: WHASSUP, LOVEBIRDS?

Tikki: We're not lovebirds!

Ember: But- but- but you two are so cute! *starts bawling*

Tikki: Sh! Shhhhhh, quiet, don't cry!

Plagg: *very alarmed*

Ember: *sniffling and snivelling*

Tikki: *sighs* What will make you feel better?

Ember: If you do the dare.

Tikki: Another?

Plagg: Why else would she be here?

Ember: Oh, shush, you-- *sudden thought* Let's do the dare. Remember when I asked for someone to dare you guys to date?

Tikki: *eyes widen* Oh, no!

Ember: Oh, yes!

Plagg: Oh, what? *awakening from cheese trance*

Ember: You guys go on a date. Shoo. Come back! I know the perfect place for you two.

Plagg: Why do you get to pick?

Ember: Aw, but it's really romantic!

Tikki: ...

Plagg: ...

Ember: It's a place with a picnic table and a waiter whom I've never met--

Plagg: Uh-huh.

Ember: Shut it. I'll TP you.

Tikki: *confused* Toilet Paper us--? AHH! *being swirled*

Plagg: *feeling sick*

Not-Ember: *in Italian accent* Welcome to the Mele e Cheesecake. Come posso aiutarti?

Tikki: Um-- pardon?

Not-Ember: Oh, silly mia. How may I help you?

Plagg: Uhhhhh...

Tikki: Well- um...

Not-Ember: Cheesecake? Ottima scelta! We have "Never Have I Ever" and "Twister" and also "Operation" to pass the time. Have a nice night. You are the cutest couple.

Tikki: Oh, we're not-- We-- we-- We're just--

Plagg: *snickering*

Not-Ember: Snickers? Here they are. *puts down Snickers and Uno* We have Uno for special couples.

Tikki: *COMPLETELY red*

Plagg: *smirks and eats Snickers* 

Tikki: *still red, but calming down*

Plagg: Hey, Waiter! 

Not-Ember: Yes?

Plagg: Get a choco milkshake with two straws.

Tikki: *goes really red AGAIN*

Not-Ember: *smirks* Certainly, sir.

(A tiny bit later)

*fireworks going off*

Plagg: *wondering where they frigging came from*

Not-Ember: Hello, here is your milkshake. The cake is almost ready. *"leaves" but spies on them*

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