Ember: They are supposed to dare-- Oh, whatever. TI-KI! PLA-AGG! TIKKI AND PLAGG! PLIKKI!
Plagg: OH NO!
Tikki: WE'RE DOOMED, AREN'T WE?
Ember: I-- no. I was wondering how to get an owner.
Tikki and Plagg: wAT?
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Ember: For the millionth time, YES! I've been dared to find an owner.
Plagg: Time for revenge.
Tikki: Our suffering has become yours.
Ember: *sobs* Could you please lighten up?
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Random Person: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BUG! BIG BUG!
Ember: No, I'm an extremely powerful fire demon named CALCIFER *fire comes out of mouth as the last word is said*
Random Person: *about to faint* It... talks... and it's watched Howl's Moving Castle... and... it... breathes fire...
Ember: Yes, she does.
Random Person: This is a dream. I'm stupid.
Ember: No. It's a vision. Which is in reality. You are seeing it through lenses... your glasses.
Random Person: My dream has a sense of humor.
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Ember: Uh, yeah, they were based on us.
Random Person whose name is Ella: Kay. Phoenix, right?
Ember: Yes.
Ella: And I say, "Light it up" to become a phoenix?
Ember: Pretty much.
Ella: And to burn whatever I touch and become McShizzle, I say "Arms-are-us ignite"? Or "Arm mutation ugly"?
Ember: Armatus igni.
Ella: Right.
Ember: What is that? Some giant prison phony? My friends showed me those.
Ella: What? Prison phony? You have friends?
Ember: Oof. Yes, of course I do. And that's what they said.
Plagg: *watching with magic* *forehead slap* It's a CELL PHONE! And Ember, we are not friends!
Tikki: *watching with magic* Cell. Phone. Prison phony? Really, Ember?
Ella: ...Ember, are you trying to say cell phone?
Ember: Yeah, well, as young people say these days: Whatever.
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Tikki: *fake innocence* Ember, how was it?
Plagg: *fake innocence* Have a good time?
Ember: Ah, shut it. Next dare:
Plagg: WHAT NEXT DARE?!?!
Tikki: I KNEW IT! WE ARE DOOMED!
Ember: Tikki, come along. Ladies first.
Plagg: Oh. So long, Sugarcube. If it's another jealous thing, I won't fall for it.
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Plikki Dares
RomanceThis is where you dare Plikki. And I-- Ember, Kwami of Flame --will tell them the dares! They will do it, don't worry. Don't do anything dirty or lemon please, I feel weird just typing about it. Anyway, dare Plikki. STAY NICE TO ME PLEASE! Okay. God...
