Practice Buddies? [TYDE]

Party

"Shot shot shot shot!" chanted a very drunk group of college students.

It was the...seventh(?) shot for Clyde. He was fucking hammered and it was only 11pm. The party had barely started and it was pissing Bebe off. Here she was, at a fucking college party, babysitting her boyfriend. Who also said he wouldn't drink!

"I can do this all day!" Clyde laughs. He is passed another shot, grabs it and chugs it with a big smile.

Now Clyde is literally so close to blacking out! Hell, a few shots throughout the night would be okay to Bebe. It was a big ask for him to NOT have any drinks... but seven????? Already??? That's not okay.

"Hey, honey..." Bebe stopped Clyde before he took his ninth shot. "I think you should lay of the booze."

"What? Why?" Clyde laughed. "You're not my mom!"

"Still.." Bebe spoke in a soft voice as if cooing a baby, "Why don't we go over to Tolkien and Nichole? They should be here somewhere."

"Ugh," Clyde groaned, but put down his drink, "Fine..."

The two made there way through the sea of people and looked around trying to find Tolkien and Nichole. They first looked around the kitchen and dining area... nothing. They then went to the backyard where there was people laughing and messing around.... nothing. Bebe sighed, where could their friends be?

Annoyed, Clyde walked over to the living room with Bebe trailing behind and finally they found the couple. They were on the couch sitting beside one another talking to... some of their classmates?

"Oh hi dude!" Tolkien greeted Clyde.

"Hey what's up!" Clyde looked over to see Kyle and Kenny chilling on the other side of couch. "What are you guys doing here?"

"Oh, we snuck in with Cartman." Kyle explained, "Him and Stan are around here somewhere. Since this is Cartman's half brother's party he's trying to find some way to crash it. We are just chilling here at the moment though."

"Oh..." Clyde forgot about that whole fiasco. Hell, he didn't even think about who Scott Tenermon even was when he got invited to his party. He sat down next to Tolkien and Bebe sat next down to him. "Well, cool, I guess."

"Yup!" Kyle smiled, "Can you possibly help, Clyde?"

"Help?" Clyde looked confused, "What do you mean?"

"Well.." Kyle laughed a bit, "In about like.. ten minutes? Yeah, ten minutes. Stan and Cartman are going to come over to where Scott currently is and splash him with chili. Of course, this chili doesn't actually have human meat like last time, but it's enough to scare the FUCK outta Tenermon. It will be hella funny seeing that nerd scared shitless! So, what do you say?"

"What the fuck...?" Bebe was disgusted. She looked at her boyfriend to see what his verdict would be. 

He probably should've said no, but he was currently hella drunk, so that dumb idea sounded like the best idea ever in his mind.

"Sure!" Clyde laughed, "That sounds fun as fuck! What should I do?"

"Clyde!" Bebe scolded him, "What the fuck are you thinking? Scott has ptsd from that shit! You can't be that fucking dumb to go through with this!"

"Oh shut up Bebe" Clyde rolled his eyes, "It will be funny! Grow up, you used to mess with people like this when you were a kid!"

"Yeah, that was before I got some fucking common sense though!" Bebe cringed, "If anyone should grow up, it should be YOU, Clyde Donovan!"