Random shitty stories 😍💅

✨1.2. The Guy With Big Tiddies✨

Op- time to publish part. 2. ENJOY MY UNHOLY CHILDREN 😍 (Ngl calling y'all like that is a lil cringe but anyway, it doesn't matter. What matters is that i like it💅). Unfortunately i could sleep at night, but now finally after 108382929382929 years, i couldn't sleep and i managed to finish the second chapter. Soo, ENJOY!

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The muscular man, annoyed and bored of this shitty life, answers with: 'Oh my god, shut up Malfoy. My name is Namjesus and i came to explain what happened here because you are too stupid to understand.'

Mono: 'Whoa- oh so you are not John Cena.. *sad face* It's okay.. I just wanted an autograph from him... I mean i've been a fan of his for a long time-'

Namjesus: 'Okay, didn't ask. So.. Anyway look what happened here-'

Mono: 'Wait- i m a dog.. And you are a human-'

Namjesus: '*cough* a god *cough*'

Mono: 'Okay then, i'm a dog and you are whatever you are. How can you understand what i'm saying?'

Namjesus: 'Are you stupid? Yes or yes? I m Namjesus, the god who created this shitty life.. *whispers* and also sex.... ANYWAY.. I have the power to speak with every creature from this shitty world, even with aliens.. Yes they exist, i even have proof. I had a threesome with two of them- ANYWAY, i didn't say anything. So let's me explain to you wha-'

Mono: 'WAIT- why are you wearing a mask?'

Namjesus, panicked, answers with: 'Well, uhh, you know.. Haha.. I'm protecting myself from Covid, i mean who knows, maybe you are a carrier of it.. Haha.. COVID IF YOU ARE HERE THEN GET THE HELL OUT.. HAHA.. *starts laughing awkwardly*'

Mono looks at him awkwardly.

Namjesus stops laughing and also looks at him awkwardly.. He thinks: •Well, i can't tell him that actually under this mask are kiss marks from the threesome i had before i came here... I didn't have time to wipe them off so i quickly put on a mask... Well it's better than nothing..•

Mono: 'Uhh, what are you thinking of? I mean you look pensively..'

Namjesus panics.

Namjesus: 'Haha, nothing... It's not your business.. You know god things.. WAIT- CAN YOU READ MINDS? *panics more*'

Mono looks at him awkwardly.

Mono: 'Uh, no? I don't think so.. I mean i m just a stupid lil dog who just wants to know what actually happened here.. Why are you asking?'

Namjesus, relieved, answers with: 'Oh, nothing.. You know.. I was just curious if you can read minds like me.. ANYWAY.. Let's me tell you what happened here- wait, is that a naked girl on that boy's lap? Damn bro she has big boobies.. Oh and her ass was probably big and round before the accident.. And now it's not anymore *starts laughing*'

Mono: 'Yeah that's what i said too.. Now it's flat like the earth *starts also laughing*'

Namjesus stops laughing and looks at Mono with no expression on his face.

Namjesus thinks: •Really? This mf dog had to ruin the damn moment?•

Namjesus, tired of this dog and this shitty life, answers with: 'Mono, my unholy child.. The earth is not flat.. It's round like her ass was before the accident happened..'

Mono looks at him confused.

Namjesus thinks: •I took 1 minute of my shitty life to explain this to him for nothing? Why did i even bother to explain... *sighs*•