Random shitty stories 😍💅

✨1.1. Pay Attention To The Road✨

Ok so this is my 1st shitty story. It's about a dog named Mono, who's owner is Kim Taehyung (Ik y'all will complain about why isn't the dog Yeontan but y'all will see later). Right now Mono is sleeping in the backseat of Tae's car, while Tae is driving and at the same time looking at his horny gf named Y/N (i didn't have an idea of a name so i think Y/N is also good; P. S.: You can change the name if you want with any name but anyway i think she is too stupid to deserve one; you will understand why only if you read Bonded.. ). Y/N, being really really horny, started teasing Tae by bringing his fingers into her mouth and started sucking on them like on a lollipop. (Cringe right?) Tae amazed at what she did, turned his whole attention to her, forgetting that he was driving. (PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD BRO. Y'all if you drive always pay attention to the road and not to anything else. Don't be like Tae) And this can only lead to one thing..

Ok so this was a little introduction so you can see where we are. The real story begins now 😈 Btw I got inspired to write this after reading a paragraph from the book 'Bonded' (it's in my reading list btw you can go and read it) and I was thinking about what would happen if Y/N and Tae didn't get home.. So I wrote this shitty story and then I decided to publish it here on wattpad. ENJOY 🥰

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Mono was sitting in the back, sleeping peacefully, when suddenly some sounds woke him up..

Mono: •Damn that bitch is horny again.• *whines*

He (he is a boy btw) opens his eyes and sees Y/N with Tae's finger in her mouth..

Mono: •Oh nvm she is just hungry.. Damn she's even eating Tae's fingers because of hunger.. He should have at least let her eat a slice of pizza.. Hey at least I have more pizza for myself.• *eats from the pizza*

Suddenly a bang is heard.

Mono: •wtf-•, and the car starts rolling and then everything turned white in front of Mono.

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Mono: •Oh my god what in the roller coaster happened here- wha- why is Tae and Y/N's head bleeding- and why is Y/N sitting naked on Tae's lap- WAIT WHA- NOOO, MY HOLY AND INNOCENT EYES- damn ngl she has big boobies.. I can't blame Tae for choosing her she looks like a goddess- ok nvm enough staring. Hmm there are broken windows and a lot of blood from Tae and Y/N.. Especially a lot comes from her ass, i mean have you seen what a big ass she had? Unfortunately it lost a lot of blood so her ass deflated. Now it's flat like the earth *laughs* (wait- the earth is not flat-) Anyway i'm so srry for her loss.. Ig Tae will throw her out of the car after he sees that she no longer has a big round ass.. (If he will ever wake up..) As he always did with the other women before her.. Well that's it.. Life goes on.. WAIT- *something clicks in Mono's lil head* IK WHAT HAPPENED- nvm i don't know what happened... *sighs* I wish someone would show up and tell me what happened.. •

Suddenly a white and bright gate opens in front of the car and a muscular man with a mask on his face and dressed in a long robe comes out.

Mono: •who tf is that-•

The muscular man starts to approach the car slowly until he goes through the car.

*Mono starts barking*: 'What black magic is this and who tf are you? Oli London? Nah no way, you are too beautiful to be him and also you are muscular.. Damn look at you 👀 woow you probably have big tiddies under that robe nvm- WAIT ARE YOU JOHN CENA-'

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Well unfortunately Mono doesn't know who is he because the muscular man has a mask on his face.. Soo y'all who do you think is this mysterious muscular man? 😏

Anyway if y'all are wondering how Mono actually looks like, then here is a photo.. (that's how i imagine him).

Cute right^😍

Anyway this is the first part of this shitty story. I hope y'all enjoyed it. Tell me y'all's opinion about this part in the comment section. 😗

^Y'all i miss Jin.. And also Hobi.. I hope they are safe in the military. Can't wait for them to comeback from there. And also Namjoon will enlist soon. WHY LIFE IS SO CRUEL? 😭