Hi fellow ARMYS, this is Yoongisdoormat (we don't talk about the username). So this is a book where i write random shitty stories because i don't know what to do with my shitty life 😍💅 So enjoy 🥰
Fav. line that inspired me in life:
'Life is shit...
Ok so you decided to read this shitty book i see.. Well good luck with it🤞 Enjoy my unholy children 😍💅✨ P. S.: We don't talk about the photo i put here with Jimin holding a condom. It's sexy right? 🥰😍✨💅
ATTENTION⚠️: -This shitty book will contain 18+ content that may traumatize you for life like Vernon's fan calls😍SO IF YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN 18, DON'T READ THIS SHITTY BOOK❗❗❗OR IMMA FIND YOUR LOCATION AND MURDER YOU- nah just kidding anyone can read this shitty book, i lied it won't contain 18+ content so you read this whole paragraph in vain 🥰 srry not srry 😍; -Anyway this book will contain some random shitty stories that i made with my own ✨imaJINation✨ (yeah i couldn't sleep at night that's why i wrote a random shitty story that i decided to public here on wattpad🥰); -There will be several shitty stories that don't make sense in one shitty book; -There will be short stories of about 3-5 pages; -It will contain a really really beautiful language; -Not all of them are about BTS but they will be a lil related to them... or maybe more 😈 who knows you will see if you continue to read this shitty book; -I will post random shitty stories whenever i can't sleep like now for example; -Y'all my fellow readers can suggest me ideas about who do you want me to write in my next shitty story 😍 (if there will be any readers *sighs* anyway let's hope there will be); -This will be a comedy shitty book; - (...) = contains the words/opinions of the author, i mean me duh 😍; -'...' = when someone is speaking; -*...* = an action, feelings, emotions; -•...• = what someone is thinking; -All my shitty stories will have a happy ending 🥰; -And that's all i wanted to say, now you, my unholy children, can go happily to read my first shitty story. Enjoy and don't forget to like & comment 🥰😍 (yeah i said the same shit like all the YouTubers say.. Annoying right?🥰😍).
P.S.: I m obsessed with these emojis '😍🥰😘' srry not srry 😘 (yeah i think i should stop using them because it's getting cringe 💀).
Oh and also DON'T FORGET TO STREAM ALL THE BTS SONGS❗❗❗And also don't forget to stream 'SEVEN' by Justin seagull 😍🥰 ik it has really beautiful lyrics especially the explicit version 🥰😍💅 And also stan Han Sohee 🥰 (Damn how can Jungkook be so lucky i wanna be in his place 😞 also i m in love with the MV✨ so don't forget to vote it on mnet plus✨ if you don't vote it.. Then you will regret the day you were born. 😌🔪 Nah just kidding. Stan bts for clear skin 🥰). BYEEE 💜👋
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Cute kookie alert ⚠ Don't touch me i m soft 🥰 Also not all the gifs will be this cute.. Maybe this will be the only cute one srry not srry i prefer the funny ones.
