Chapter 5

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Y/n pov:

Then Cartman ran out the school with everyone watching him

"Well anyways.."  Stan started saying and everyone went back to their orginal conversations as if nothing happened

"Hey Y/n, meet me behind the school where the goth kids hangout, after school" She said and ran off before I could say anything

I guess I might as well go, hopefully it wont take too long

After all my classes, I went to the back of the school and I was surprised to see Wendy already there just chilling on her phone

"Hey Wendy" I said to get her off her phone 

"Oh finally Y/n! Anyways, what I wanted to talk to you about, well uhh.. Dont freak out"

"Just get to the point Wendy I have much better things to do"

"Umm.. Okay then! I know your Y/hn!" She finally blurted out, to be honest I was in shock but managed to keep calm

"Alright and.. How? Everyone knows he's a boy and just because Im the correct age doesnt mean it's me out of all the possible people. Let alone the fact im a girl. But I wish" I said calmly to her making it sound as believable as possible

"Look, I saw you change in your room"

"Oh so you were spying on me now? Glad to know thats what you do whenever you lose a friend! Maybe you do it whenever you and Stan break up too? Want me to tell him!? Do you?!" I shouted angrily 

"Thats not import-"

"Its very important Wendy! Why the fuck are you spying on people!?"

"Anyways, since your Y/hn, I made my own costume, call girl! Ill be your super awesome sidekick!" She said as she took out a pink hero costume and shoved it in front of my face

"No. Was that all? Bye then!"

"Y/n but-"

"No Wendy, after what you done you think you can just come up to me and act like we're friends again? No! Your mad." I finished the sentence and ran off home. What a waste of time.


Wendy pov:

Ah shit. Well, why do I need that bitch anyways? I have other friends unlike her! And either way, she was toxic and always fighting with someone. Then she always blames it on the fact shes from Jersey! Mental! 

I went home and texted Bebe if she wanted to hang out


Butters pov:

"So Chaos? Will you do it?" Cartman asked me with a big smile on his face

"Oh, uhh.. I dont know fella.. It seems pretty evil.. I dont want to hurt no body!" I blurted out

"Dont worry, it's all pretend in the end isnt it?" 

"Alright.."

"Great!"


Y/n pov:

On my way home, I checked my phone to see that the group of 'heros' from yesterday was doing their job pretty well! I might as well go to Tweeks coffee and chill out

Then later in the night when they'll be asleep I could go out and finish the jobs

"Hi, welcome to Tweaks coffee! If you're here to see Tweek he's out playing with his friends right now" 

Dude just because im your sons age doesn't mean I want to see him okay >:(

"Actually can I please have a regular coffee? Thanks"

Once I got my coffee I sat down at a table and just went onto my phone until I heard Tweek come in

"Gah! Im home mom and dad!" Yep. Thats Tweek alright

I left the coffee shop and started walking home

Out of the blue then, a man and woman, most probably a couple, who were covered in black ran in front of me

"Give us all your money now!" The woman screamed out

Ah, of course. Cant even get to my home without finding some new criminals

I was about to start fighting them, until one of the kids in my brothers superhero group jumped down in between me and the couple

And yes of course it was the batman wannabe

He quickly beat up the criminals, but lets be honest I could do it a lot faster. 

"Why the fuck did you do that. I had it under control"

"Was I supposed to sit around and watch? Anyways, whats your name?"

"You probably already know it im like 99% sure you go to my school" I said clearly annoyed

"I might I might not, whats important is that I dont share my identity. My hero name is Mysterion by the way" Mysterion smiled

"Im Y/n, bye mysterion"

"Wait, where do you live? It'll be safer if I take you home"

"And the chance I'll get stopped by a criminal again is miniscule, I'll be fine"

"Girl what is your attitude- Im just trying to save you calm down"

"Fine my adress is (Your adress for the story, I cant be bothered to think of one right now)"

Then he picked me up bride style and jumped around until he finally got to my bedroom window

Surprisingly, Kyle isn't in our room so he's probably eating food or something downstairs

"Thanks mysterion"

"No problem Y/n, Ill see you around" He said and jumped away

Then Kyle came in with a slice of pizza in his hand

"Kyle who is mysterion!" 

"Hi to you too and he's a hero who works with me- I mean human kite!"

"I mean whats his identity"

"Oh we didn't tell each- Oh my god.. They didn't tell eachover their identitys and no one knows them"

Ugh shit I would of loved to know who the wannabe batman was but its alright I guess, if he's still outside I'll be able to talk to him

"Kyle I'll think I'll sneak out through the bathroom window, bye!" I said as i grabbed a bag and went into the bathroom without locking the door so no one will not be able to go to the bathroom while im out

I then quickly got changed and left the house in search of some crime to stop


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