Cartman pov:
"Hey Butters"
"Yeah Eric?"
"Dont you think it would be funny to expose Mysterion and Y/hn?"
"What about my part of the deal Eric?"
"We can bust Y/n out later"
"Okay, what do I need to do?"
"Just show up to school tomorrow"
Y/n pov:
-- Next morning --
"Y/n! Time for school!" Kyle entered the room
"I know. Im up."
"Are you okay? You normally wake up really late, this isnt like you"
"Yeah just, what about Cartman.. At school. Like will it just be normal? Or.. I dont even know"
"It'll be fine. Trust me" We both smiled and I started getting ready for school
"Hey kiddos now that you two are here, I can tell all of you guys the news if you didnt know, that today is a parents day at your school! We'll be at your school about an hour after you start lessons"
Me, Kyle and Ike all groaned
"Mummy this sucks! Why" Ike whined
"You guys arent embarrased of your mother are you?" She gave us the death stare
"Hey, Kyle! I think the bus will be here soon, time to leave! Heh"
"Yep, bye mom!"
"Goodluck Ike" I mouthed to Ike, just maybe leaving him alone with mom while god knows where dad is
Me and Kyle went to the bus stop and we were the first ones there, then Stan and eventually Kenny came
"Guess Cartman didn't show up today. Probably faked being sick to skip bring your parents to school day" Stan whined
Me, Kenny and Kyle eyed each over, seems a bit suspicious that the day after lets just say a bunch of interesting stuff happened, he doesnt show up to school the next day.
But I think it could be one of three posibilites: Either he is not going to school to have extra time to make a 'genius plan', one of his 'genius plans' are going to be set during school or he just cant be bothered to come to school today
But as I was thinking about what Cartman could have done, the bus came and I split ways with everyone
Now Im faced with a problem. Where should I sit on the bus? After my little 'misshap' with Wendy, I sat with Butters on the bus. But after the little 'misshap' yesterday, I dont even know where to sit anymore
Then Butters waved and smiled at me, clearly indicating for me to sit next to him. I sighed
"OI WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'? SIT THE HELL DOWN!" The bus driver screamed
"Sorry, just.. Thinking.."
"THEN STOP THINKIN' AND SIT THE HELL DOWN!"
I just sat down next to Butters. Hopefully this wont get too awkward
"Hey, Y/n!"
"Just- Just dont act like yesterday never happened"
"Oh uhh what do you mean?"
"The thing with professor chaos?"
"Oh Im not professor chaos! You have got the wrong guy"
"Butters. Dont even try, The Coon used your real name multiple times and exposed you and just everything. Now what was yesterday about"
"Ah fine. You got me. I just want to apolagise about yesterday.. And.. Today"
"Butters. What do you mean today?" He didnt answer me
"Butters what are you talking about. Answer me"
He didnt talk to me for the whole bus journey, its really getting me worried on what Cartman could be planning.
"Oh hey, look! We're here! See you later Y/n!"
Now if that isnt suspicious, I dont know what is. I think my only plan for today is to just get through it. Just survive and we can think about dealing with The Coon later
Lesson one was boring as normal, Mr Garrison was just telling us some basic stuff about today with all the parents coming in next lesson after the assembly
{OKAY, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TRANSLATE ASSEMBLY INTO AMERICAN. SO ITS BASICALLY JUST GOING TO BE WHERE ALL THE KIDS AND PARENTS WILL JUST GET TOGETHER IN THE HALL (OR THE GYM I DONT FUCKING KNOW AMERICAN) TO JUST LIKE HAVE A MEETING TO TALK ABOUT STUFF, ALSO IF THIS ISNT REALLY AMERICAN AND IM JUST CRAZY, SURE I JUST CANT BE BOTHERED ANYMORE 😭}
once it was finally time for assembly, luckily unlike last year, they got all the kids to sit on one side of the gym while all the parents sat on the other. Last parents day ruined peoples reputations all because of their parents. I feel so bad for Millie Larson..
This year however, instead of getting us to be sat in grades like during normal assemblies, we were put with our siblings for whatever reason. I have no idea why the school decided to seat us like this but it was a pain to get everyone sat down
They got all the only children to sit near eachover, siblings or two, three, you know how it is
Luckily Kenny also has two siblings so Me and my siblings and him and his siblings were sat next to eachover
"Hey Kenny"
"Oh hi Y/n"
"Hi Kenny" Kyle added who was next to me
After a while of boring talking by PC princible and eventually Mr Mackey during which me, Kenny and Kyle were making fun of the teachers and not actually paying attention to whatever shit they were talking about
But eventually, something happened that caught everyones attention
Eric Cartman, or The Coon, or fatass or whatever you like to call him entered the gym, as if nothing was going on
Everyone started whispering, talking about why the hell some random kid just walked into the gym, considering school started 1 and a half hours ago.
The teachers were yelling at him to sit down and they were giving him detentions but he just ignored them and pushed past Mr Mackey to the microphone
By this point it was obvious what he was going to do.
There isnt any going out of it.
"Hello south park students and their parents! If you didnt know me already, I am the one and only Eric Cartman and I have some news which I think most of you will be very interested in" He smirked evily
YOU ARE READING
Mysterion x reader (Kenny x reader)
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