Kyle pov:
"Alright ima head out now cya Kyle" Y/n said as she was leaving the house with her backpack
"Cya!"
I quickly got changed into the human kite and started following her from a while away, then after a bit of walking, she stopped at starks pond, where Kenny was
"Mrph mrr mrf!" (Hey Y/n!)
"Hey Kenny, meet back in 5 minutes?"
"Mrph!" (Yep!)
They both went oppisite ways while I just waited, and waited, and waited.
It was 10 minutes and they still werent back. Ugh they probably meant meet somewhere else.
Its fine though, I'll ask Kenny what that was about at school
--Next day at school because Im lazy as fuck--
"Hey Kenny, dude, come to the toilets for a sec"
"Mrph mr" (Okay)
When we got to the toilets, Kenny pulled his hood down so he can speak better
"So what did you want to talk to me about?"
"Look Kenny, I've been worried about my sister, Y/n, and for the past few nights shes been going out in the evenings and coming back really early in the morning.."
"Yeah?"
Im so fucking stupid. If Y/n is meeting up with Kenny, that can't be good. Kenny, the most dirty minded kid in school and the biggest sex addict. What could they be doing
"Kyle? Hello? Dude?" He clapped his hands right in front of my face to get my attention
"Oh, sorry. Well, last night I followed her and I saw she was with you, then I stupidly lost her.. But thats not important right now. Anyways, what are you two doing during the nights?" I asked Kenny but made it sound more like a threat than a question
"Why were you spying on her. She hates being spied on and your the second in the past 3 days"
"What do you mean?"
"Wendy. But still, answer my question"
"Answer my fucking question! I asked first!"
Just then the bell rang for our next class
"Well Kyle would love to chat but its time for maths" He pulled his hood back up
"Mrmrph mr mrf!" (Cya in class!)
Why wouldnt he just tell me. Ugh he probably is going to text Y/n about what just happened so there goes my chance of spying on her again.
School went by really slow, but it eventually ended. I tried talking to Kenny again but he kept ignoring and staying away from me
What did I even do thats THAT bad?
I was planning to go meet up with coon and friends to fight some more crime since thats what the coon said we are going to do (why do we even listen to him anyways?)
But I might take just a few extra minutes to clear things out with my sister
When I got to my room, Y/n was just chilling on her bed
"Hey, Y/n?" She just glared at me
"Just, tell me what your so mad at me for. Please"
"Alright, well I think the main one is YOU WERE FUCKING SPYING ON ME"
"Chill it isnt that deep"
"MY PRIVATE LIFE IS BEING INVADED BY MY OWN BROTHER AND BEST FRIEND AND YOU TELLING ME'IT ISNT THAT DEEP'?!"
"Yo chill, im sorry"
"Good, but i dont accept your apolagy."
"But i said sorry?"
"And im saying that isnt fucking enough. Fuck you Kyle"
Well there goes being chill with Y/n again.
Just then I got a notification on my phone, its was the coon and friends group chat and The Coon sent a voice mail
"WHOEVER THE FUCKING HUMAN KITE IS, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW, WE ARE KICKING SOME VILLAINS ASSES RIGHT NOW, WE ARE BY THE POLICE STATION COME RIGHT NOW"
Jeez just a bit mad dont you think? But I sent one back
"Sorry coon, there was something I had to take care of first, but ill be there as soon as possible"
Then I headed to the police station and sure enough, they were there.
"Where is Mysterion?" I asked
"He said he was tired and he went home" Toolshed told me
"More like ditched us because he spent the night with fucking Y/hn. We need her on our team!"
"Coon, it's fine. We dont need him on our team. Stop making such a big deal out of this"
"No its not fucking fine! The only other good person on this team was mysterion, now its just me! And Y/hn is even better than mysterion! I need someone thats nearly as good as me like him!"
"Or you'll just use him and take all the credit.." I said under my breath
"Ya know what, fuck you kite! Wonder Tweek, your in charge. I need a break from all this stupidity!"
"Gah! ME?! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"
"Fine, oh my god. Super Craig your in charge then"
"Super Craig!"
"Yeah, yeah shut up"
Well that was.. Interesting..
Butters pov:
"Oh, hey coon! What do you need from me now.."
"Well, unlike those stupids, who cant spy on someone, I have found the identity of Y/hn"
"Oh, thats great fella! But why do I need to know.."
"And I also know Kenny knows.. Sadly I couldnt find Mysterions identity but thats fine.."
"Fella please tell me why your telling me this.."
God he's scary.. Like Eric..
"Oh, you know your crush, Y/n?"
I blushed, I dont like talking about my crush, but I liked Y/n for a year..
"Shes Y/hn"
"WHAT?"
"Mmhm"
"I though you said he- I mean she was a boy!"
"Well I was wrong and thats not important right now. You said many times that Kenny is your best friend right?"
"Yeah, but im not his best friend so I dont get where your going.."
"Well he trusts you, since he seems to know Y/n well, I mean, he literally knows Y/hn is Y/n, you can trick him"
"Jeez fella.. that seems to be a bit evil.."
"Well we are villans aren't we? And it's all just a big game, no need to worry"
"Do you even have a plan?"
"Nope. So give me some peace so I can think of one, go on, shoo!"
"Actually.. I do have a plan now. Go text Y/n 'coon is planning something, i dont know what. Please help - Chaos
"Im having second thoughts abou-"
"Just do it!"
Kyle gave me Y/n's phone number a while ago, since he is the only one other than Cartman and the coon who knows about my crush, I didnt want my first message to her to be this, but there wasnt any turning back
YOU ARE READING
Mysterion x reader (Kenny x reader)
FanfictionY/n Browvlovki is the new hero in town! But with a turn of events, will she and her partner even make it out alive?
